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Fugly Poker Table Thread (41 Viewers)

Mushmanchuman said:
I'm really trying to find a good joke for this one. Got nothing. It is FUGLY.
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I think this looks like a great use for the trampoline pads that never get used! (He's a great father too, not wanting to deprive his kids of important life lessons, like removing a trampoline spring pinched between your butthole and nuts!) This is a much better use of them. Now when his buddies pass out at the poker table, they dont loose anymore brain cells and he doesn't have to find a pillow for them. Great chip sets too!!
 
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Available on eBay UK right now
 
Drosoph said:
Looking for a poker table in the near future for 6-8 player (self dealing)

Some pros and cons I have heard:

Round:
+ Better for socializing
- Space for people could be very tight

Oval:
+ Big enough
- But more for 8+ people
- people are sometimes too far away

Pub:
The best of both worlds?

Thoughts?
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My thoughts are, you've missed the bet option out there! Have you tried a baseball field shaped one? I heard there is one for sale on eBay UK right now for just over 260 euro. It's pretty heavy though (roughly 260.70 lbs) so you might want to bring a friend to help load it.
 
Ok so last week we get a table that has a cheap table topper and a terrible table built around it. (cable spool with trampoline pads for armrests and pinched nutsacks)

And now we get the opposite. Cheap table topper loosely thrown on an old octagon table, not even centered and way overpriced... I hate this seller.

"Table for sale only $250. I'll throw the table topper in your truck just like I threw it on my dead Grannies table. You have to load the actual table yourself and if you step on my jug of lighter fluid I will bury in the yard. Also have florescent bulbs. 3 for $10 or take them all for $75. Thanks for looking!"

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Mrosengrants said:
I think this looks like a great use for the trampoline pads that never get used! (He's a great father too, not wanting to deprive his kids of important life lessons, like removing a trampoline spring pinched between your butthole and nuts!) This is a much better use of them. Now when his buddies pass out at the poker table, they dont loose anymore brain cells and he doesn't have to find a pillow for them. Great chip sets too!!
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@Mrosengrants I'm a few days late on the tag to your joke...

I found a picture on the sellers FB profile. He thought it was so funny that both his kids got their genitals stuck in the springs at the same time, so he snapped a life memory picture.

"You're the best Dad ever!"
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First thing @Nobodyjones you owe me 30 seconds of my life back. That video sucked and the music is now stuck in my head. Send payment immediately for your evil deeds!!

And wtf is going on with these pig-pen arm rests? Both of my elbows are screaming and my Ulna nerves already feel the restriction from these raised rails. How can anybody toss out a bet if they have no feelings in their arms? Poor planning on this one but nobody got their taint pinched so that's good.

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Mushmanchuman said:
First thing @Nobodyjones you owe me 30 seconds of my life back. That video sucked and the music is now stuck in my head. Send payment immediately for your evil deeds!!

And wtf is going on with these pig-pen arm rests? Both of my elbows are screaming and my Ulna nerves already feel the restriction from these raised rails. How can anybody toss out a bet if they have no feelings in their arms? Poor planning on this one but nobody got their taint pinched so that's good.

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Sorry Mushmanchuman No refunds 😁
 
I get that a cup holder can get lost from the 7/8 seat, but how do you lose the cup holder hole from 6/7?
 

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