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Fugly Poker Table Thread (13 Viewers)
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I think this table was designed by whoever designed the cybertruck.
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A passing scene of this table was, in the original uncut version of Star Wars, inside the Millennium Falcon.
It was next to the Dejarik table (another fugly table).
Lando lost his ship, and it's matching table inside, to Solo playing Sabacc.
$3500 is a bargain. It is probably worth 10x that to movie prop collectors
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Collectors of what exactly?
That moat needs to be filed with epoxy. Under the epoxy has to have shitty chips, something involving cigars, and three to four totally random shitty poker hands.
Who draws the short straw and has to sit in the loungers? Could you even see all you chips in the moat?
I don't object to the moat, but the Cowboys coasters on a table in Pennsylvania makes me want to set this table on fire.
The only casino I could imagine this poker table in is Hustler.
Hey @Hot Nuts , I know that this was like 4 years ago....but did you buy this from Miguel?! ...says it was sold.
...I still think this is the all-time fugliest!https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/989612915027406/
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"Retirement Sale" = Friends took all his power tools so he could never build another table.
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I wish there was a "before" photo, taken after every single piece was cut, but before it was assembled.
This has to be an AI generated table right? Please let it be AI......
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Me: "AI, make a table that looks like this"
ChatGPT: "No"
Gemini: "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave"
Claude AI: "Very good sir, ha-ha. Now give me a real task"
CoPilot: "Go fuck yourself"
The craftsmanship is really nice. I have this mental picture of this guy sitting at home on a Sunday morning watching Bob Villa on This Old House and saying, "I can do that kind of woodworking." Then Close Encounters of the Third Kind came on and he decided to focus his new found passion on building a flying saucer. But the movie ended before the project and he then watched Rounders and had an Aha!! moment and decided to turn it into a poker table.
Sorry, sometimes my humor is a little long-winded and obtuse.
Also, I am fat guy with short arms. I couldn't play at this table because I couldn't reach the chips if I won a pot.
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you have my vote
That's not a poker table, it is a group seated massage chair. Coming to the hallway of the WSOP next year.you have my vote
No doubt, this is HOF #1 fugliest GOAT!you have my vote
I can vouch on this. They had a few of these in the boom-boom rooms when I was stationed in South Korea. Very sturdy!
WOW! I'm glad this felt style went away..
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As my dear late father might have said, "That looks slightly pornographic..."
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What limits are you playing that include a $5000 chip?
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