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Fugly Poker Table Thread (19 Viewers)
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Apparently, Boston is where bad poker tables go to die.
I'm conflicted.
Should people stop making their own tables so these monstrosities are never born, or should more people try this to give us more content for this thread?
That last batch really made me question a lot of things
Should people stop making their own tables so these monstrosities are never born, or should more people try this to give us more content for this thread?
That last batch really made me question a lot of things
I'm ALL for content!
sir bluffs alot
Flush
I’d probably hurt myself...
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Just saw this on a swiss sale site
F in design.
F in execution.
This thread can be closed now.
danopoker
High Hand
I like more variety in my slot car tracks.
Oh wait, that's a poker table?!
Oh wait, that's a poker table?!
DonkeyKing
3 of a Kind
That's a real racing track poker table.
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Dunno, maybe just a D- for design, due to the innovative three-leg concept.....
F in design.
F in execution.
This thread can be closed now.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Now I know why I was taught fractions in school. The least common denominator is "Bad Table"
This is the worst from my area:
But also can't figure out how this one hasn't sold? I need a table topper, hence why I haven't bought it. Think a person could do alot worse for ~ $1100 USD.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1366653120208593/
But also can't figure out how this one hasn't sold? I need a table topper, hence why I haven't bought it. Think a person could do alot worse for ~ $1100 USD.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1366653120208593/
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
Only $300!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Jambine
Full House
That looks almost playable, except for the knotty barrier around the playing surface.... oh, and remove the handkercheif in the middle
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
...and the cupholders are a less than useless 1/2 inch deep,
...and the horizontal chip holders limit playing stack sizes,
...and the lack of a rail encourages chip run-a-ways,
...and the hard surface makes chip shuffling impossible,
...and you literally cannot deal cards to the players
so yeah, almost playable, except for everything you would use a poker table for.
Is that artificial turf?
It's photos like this, which really make me think we need a "vomit" emoji as one of our "like" options...
WTF am I even looking at here??
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
A raised green from a putt-putt course, I believe...WTF am I even looking at here??
Jambine
Full House
Would it grow a rail if you added water?
This looks like something I would draw on my passed-out buddy's forehead with a sharpie.
That's not a poker table... that's a pool table... you're not fooling anyone...
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