MrCatPants
Full House
I think short, because the cupholders look huge compared to the table.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)
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justsomedude
Straight Flush
I like the asymmetrical seat spacing... 
Mmmmmmm so lumpy
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I'm not sure that ANYTHING would make me think of that....
A diamond in the rough
FDLmold
Royal Flush
Ho lee shee yit.
Oh, 1970s, we hardly knew ye.
Klobberer
Full House
I'd need to see it under a black light before I'd even consider it!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Seats 5 couples. Never used chips, but a lot of clothes pushed around in pots.
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
Actual quote from the ad: "The pictures say it all about this table." Yes they do.
Oh no.. although on second thought thatd be a sweet race track for my hot wheels
bigdonkey
Straight
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
justsomedude
Straight Flush
Zmasterben
Flush
The instinct of a poker player to play clockwise mixed with a NASCAR fan's instinct to turn left on this table would cause a lot of confusion and collisions I imagine.
At least it's...clean?
Can't even use it as a Hot Wheels/Matchbox racetrack, because of all the damn cupholders.
Can't even use it as a Hot Wheels/Matchbox racetrack, because of all the damn cupholders.
Mr Tree
Straight Flush
I’m such an amateur.
Table Builder: So, what shape table do you want? I make a nice oval, round, or octagon.
Customer: Fallopian Tube
Table Builder: Say no more, fam
Customer: Fallopian Tube
Table Builder: Say no more, fam
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Sparty
Flush
I thought it was a swimming pool at first glance
Pinesol13
Flush
Is that meant to be a sort of specialized heads up table?
Solid Snake
Flush
Tile backsplash
Klobberer
Full House
I could totally build this for you Dan!
It's a kidney. A cancerous kidney, but a kidney nonetheless.
Do you need mountaineering equipment to get over that wall with the rail to count chips and make bets, or just call them out by yodeling?
Do you need mountaineering equipment to get over that wall with the rail to count chips and make bets, or just call them out by yodeling?
Why exactly are you browsing ungodly poker tables at 4 am????
Davenport, FL
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Reverse rail?
AceFour
Two Pair
Mike Postle will buy this so he doesn't have to put his phone in his lap.
Now THAT'S a swimming pool!
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