Fugly Poker Table Thread (53 Viewers)
- Thread starter manamongkids
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Maybe the players are really really chubby and they had to accommodate?
Four
Thousand
Eight
Hundred
Dollars.
"Fold."
Thousand
Eight
Hundred
Dollars.
"Fold."
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Somewhere, there is a Brazilian hardwood tree crying.
Mr Winberg
Full House
is that bloodstain on the table back right?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Yes, but it was from a bad menstrual cycle, not murder... so there's that...
Top notch!
bigdonkey
Straight
If you're able to climb up on a poker table to do it, it can't be that bad.
Mr Winberg
Full House
MrCatPants
Full House
Whenever I see these types of things I wonder if anyone tried to talk them down. Wooden island in the middle...lol.
Solid Snake
Flush
The rail caught my attention.
bigdonkey
Straight
Base looks super-stable though.
sir bluffs alot
Flush
I had a Chrysler once...
Which is Uglier?
The original?
Or @bigdonkey's Ultimate Iowa version? (Don't worry, this is just photoshopped)
The original?
Or @bigdonkey's Ultimate Iowa version? (Don't worry, this is just photoshopped)
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bigdonkey
Straight
Mine have baby corn.
the trifecta, nice
The corn is terrible, like what in the actual fuck. The camo is sweet, I'd rock that. Rail could use some improvement, not sure how I feel about the skin color... lol
dkersey
Straight
I like the lights on the legs for absolutely no purpose...unless those are heating elements because the table is so fugly it is not allowed indoors.
Sparty
Flush
I think that area under the table is so that a miniature Obi Wan Kenobe can sneak under there and shut down the tractor beam on this Death Star table.
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sir bluffs alot
Flush
Are those cup holders made of netting? Ingenious!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I had actually considered netting and leather strap (like a classy pool table) cup holders for my portable tables, as they essentially take up zero room. Decided against it because they are less stable, and I found I strongly prefer slide-unders. But if anyone buys one of those folding portable tables with built in cup holders that are only 1" deep, this is a viable alternative if you retained any macrame skills from childhood.
Can someone explain to me the need for extra-long netting under the cupholders? I mean, yeah, I just got back from Vegas and there are tons of people walking around with those 3 foot tall plastic daiguiri monstrosities, but I don't think anyone would drink one of those at this table. Or maybe I would, if only for the chance of deliberately spilling on it.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It's Australia, so I just assume all they drink is Fosters. On the plus side, smaller beverages will fit, you just push it up (from the bottom) through the table to get your drink. It's like an in-table card shuffler, but with beers.
Now I want to see if @T_Chan can make a table that delivers cold beers from under the rail at the push of a button...
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bigdonkey
Straight
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