I laughed so hard at this one, that I had to run to the bathroom.
I think the felt is only so you can peek/pick up your cards.So each time you scoop a pot you have to drag all the chips across a wooden racetrack before making it back to your area of the felt. That'll do some damage.
It's missing it's soundtrack.I don't know about fugly, but this is definitely fu-lamboyant. Definitely came out of the GoGo 70s!
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