Fugly Poker Table Thread

Jampiece

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I agree! It is not conventional and doesn't look great, but isn't fugly. I like it! I like squared off dining tables and this would be great in the kitchen with a hard topper. Those craps chips troughs are really neat.
 

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I 'd still play on it, under the right circumstances: rural setting, pick-up trucks parked outside in the bitter cold, fireplace thundering, with the smell of roasted lamb filling the room and ice-cold raki (crystal clear brandy) filliing the glasses, with some smoked cheese, before dinner is served and red wine takes over.
Dice chips, labeled though:LOL: :laugh:, should be the necessary complement.
Doesn't matter if you're way ahead or way behind:D
 

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Poker Zombie

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Do not look if you are OCD...
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Great googly-moogly, we have a new contender for the worst table!
  • Hard surface, because lifting cards is overrated - check
  • says "poker", in case you forgot what you were doing - check
  • cards painted on table to remind you what cards are - check
  • Unnecessary item painted in the middle - check
  • Recessed chip trays to hide chips from opponents - check
  • Hard crack in surface to make sliding chips/cards near impossible - check
  • Unable to slide chips in without picking them up - check
  • Shallow cupholders - check
  • Some painted suits facing inward, and others outward - that's some bonus effort!
Please tell me the price on this was over $300!
 

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I'm amazed more people didn't play Tripoley growing up and don't recognize these tables. I thought it was pretty common in the Midwest. My friend's family had a felt mat with the different sections on it. I like the painted cat for the Kitty in the middle.
 
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