Poker Zombie
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No shirt, do-rag, cut-offs, cowboy boots.
In his defence, this probably is the nicest piece of furniture he's ever owned.
In his defence, this probably is the nicest piece of furniture he's ever owned.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (43 Viewers)
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EventHorizonVII
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EventHorizonVII
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I think we've seen much worse. Anyway, a solid 6.5 out of 10 for fugliness.
WedgeRock
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Using "One of a kind" to sell a poker table is like cutting in line at the gallows.
I think it's pretty safe to say that every table in this thread is one of a kind. Unique != good.
So only two players can actually reach the felt using this table? Sounds about right.
EventHorizonVII
Two Pair
There are some doozies in NC. I have a picture of an all wooden Carolina Panthers table too. Just..
No.
I'm reminded of that animal print one....
Luvcasinochipsncekid
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I freaking love this endless thread of WTF's and OMG's ...... 51 pages of what the hell are these people thinking? with their pride so high on such elegance and crafty craftsmanship. And don't even get me started on the prices.....I can't stop laughing....oh please let them keep building. I had a little thought if someone was or became a member here, and then saw their table on this thread...how embarrassing....absolutely no accountability and slowly fade away into the nothing with a single tear rolling down the cheek, chin quiver's as a soft whisper says....."I thought it looked pretty good" LoL
Wait... Wood is made from trees? I learn so much from this site. Thank you, PCF Community.
IMHO any table with built-in chip trays for players deserves to be in this thread. Stacking chips is half the fun in poker. Okay, maybe only 45% of the fun.
WedgeRock
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If you're here, you've developed discriminating taste when it comes to poker chips... I doubt anyone here would build one of these unplayable monstrosities, but if they have, they deserve everything they get.
Poker Zombie
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WedgeRock
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Pool noodle rails FTW!
I thought it was a trampoline.
AceFour
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maybe it floats and we can have a pool tournament! 
More animal print patterns! I wanna see tiger, crocodile, and clownfish!
Emlemleml
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Señor Tony
3 of a Kind
Fugly might be a bit harsh but I don't feel bad calling it ugly.
I wouldn't be surprised if this table were mistaken for an aerial bombing target. And I wouldn't shed a tear if it actually was used as such.
Señor Tony
3 of a Kind
On second glance it reminds me of an exercise trampoline
Emlemleml
Two Pair
only took me one glance
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Legs look very sturdy, tho...
Fugly might be a bit harsh but I don't feel bad calling it ugly.
carbon63
High Hand
Nope, not harsh to call it fugly! Not calling it what it is only encourages more of these abominations to be produced. Embrace the truth.
Emlemleml
Two Pair
I'm wondering if I should put out a pic of my own homemade table top
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