Fugly Poker Table Thread (34 Viewers)
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This one is incredible.
That's not an octagon -- that's a rectangle with the corners cut off. (Poorly, I might add.)
And no, it doesn't remind me of a STOP sign at all. Why do you ask?
Actually, it looks more like a *trapezoid* with the corners cut off. You can't tell me that all opposing sides are parallel....
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
It the board on the left leaning on the table or is it a kickstand??
Gameface
Two Pair
Play on that table for a few hours and enjoy the forearm bruises for days.
Lucks7Shadow
Two Pair
Haha, I think I’m going to attempt a build within a couple months. Hope it doesn’t end up here. But i know I won’t be using cabinet edging so that’s one good thing
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Hey, he did the best that he could...
Actually, I take that back. Stevie Wonder would have made a much better table.
Actually, I take that back. Stevie Wonder would have made a much better table.
At the very least, Stevie Wonder's table would be funkier (in a good way).
justsomedude
Straight Flush
This isn't a poker table, but I've seen this damn photo relisted for over a year now on Craigslist Denver...
I kinda dig the progressive image zooms:
WTF??
At this point I almost have to give the guy credit for having the dedication to relist his $5 photo month after month.
I kinda dig the progressive image zooms:
WTF??
At this point I almost have to give the guy credit for having the dedication to relist his $5 photo month after month.
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If you're that sick of it you should just pay the man his $5 and the ad will go away
justsomedude
Straight Flush
If you're that sick of it you should just pay the man his $5 and the ad will go away
I've actually considered it.
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
Quality work on this rail. Are those marble inserts in the racetrack??
18 people have already tried. He has multiple copies.If you're that sick of it you should just pay the man his $5 and the ad will go away
18 people have already tried. He has multiple copies.
LOL yeah that crossed my mind too
"Hey, that sold really quickly! I should make some more!"
A geriatric shark maybe. Most teeth missing.
podunkeric
Pair
This one depends on your NFL allegiances...
Now, now, be nice. I'm sure there are plenty of folks from Colorado here.
(needs a betting line)
(needs a betting line)
podunkeric
Pair
I actually am from CO...the artwork tilts me...pretty sure it was hand drawn...and the color of the rail...shoulda been Orange Crush orange.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
If you're that sick of it you should just pay the man his $5 and the ad will go away
Did Andy Dufresne go away when the State Senate sent him a check for $200 along with a charitable donation of used books and sundries from the Library District?
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Advertised as a "poker table bar height." But where's the felt?
There it is, in the drawer - of course.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Seats 8 or 10?
RowdyRawhide
Full House
PRETTY FUGLY!!!
RowdyRawhide
Full House
Pretty sure I've seen that table in a porno....(not that I've seen that many....)
Sometimes there’s a very fine line between fugly and fawsome.
https://denver.craigslist.org/tag/d/poker-table-felt-seats-8-with/6595451911.html
https://denver.craigslist.org/tag/d/poker-table-felt-seats-8-with/6595451911.html
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