Poker Zombie
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Nowz I knowz you ain't dissin' my table!
Fugly Poker Table Thread (34 Viewers)
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Poker table top - $20
Poker table top. Home-made, not the greatest but does the job. Its 7 FT long and almost 3 ft wide. Has a soft felt-like top and a sort of foam bumper around it. Sits 10 people comfortably. I sit it on top of a 6 FT folding table and then the game begins! $20 bucks. Price is firm cause its priced to go!
Poker table top. Home-made, not the greatest but does the job. Its 7 FT long and almost 3 ft wide. Has a soft felt-like top and a sort of foam bumper around it. Sits 10 people comfortably. I sit it on top of a 6 FT folding table and then the game begins! $20 bucks. Price is firm cause its priced to go!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
"Did you want to Google how to build a rail?"
"Nah, I can figure it out"
"Nah, I can figure it out"
brains613
Flush
Normally I think the BBO tables look good but look at this new one in the ishowroom, its a little much.
So that's definitely heading to the back room in a Nevada brothel, right? We can all agree on that?
carbon63
High Hand
Found this little gem on my local craigslist...
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/for/d/warriors-poker-table-black/6240345464.html
I'll be clearing wall space so I can hang up this beauty...
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/for/d/warriors-poker-table-black/6240345464.html
I'll be clearing wall space so I can hang up this beauty...
JTBass
3 of a Kind
Bunch of "pussies" play at this tableNormally I think the BBO tables look good but look at this new one in the ishowroom, its a little much.
Do they even make little chip trays like that, or did someone have to custom cut that? Those "cup holders" are coasters at best and why skimp put on the other side? Was it too costly for 3 more plastic discs or did the builder just think "Nah this is a masterpiece already why ruin it?" And someone had to special order that polka dot special cloth right? It looks like someone actually took some time doing the rail too, so this table is so confusing, so many questions.
Because dealers never get thirsty, I suppose... and apparently take up a lot of room. No cups for any players over there, either.
This is one of the ones that blows my mind. This isn't a "I'll just glue some green felt to this banquet table" situation. A lot of effort and materials went into this table. How does somebody undertake a project seriously, like this guy clearly did, and end up with THIS?
Poker Zombie
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This is what blows my mind too. This guy has mad skills. Check out the seam-work on this corner. Sure, it's stupid as shit, but the cuts to remove/replace the corner, the stitching of the vinyl, getting the foam just right, to the creativity to just dream up this edge deserves to be recognized. An excellent craftsman with terrible vision.
Maybe it was commissioned by a madman.This is what blows my mind too. This guy has mad skills. Check out the seam-work on this corner. Sure, it's stupid as shit, but the cuts to remove/replace the corner, the stitching of the vinyl, getting the foam just right, to the creativity to just dream up this edge deserves to be recognized. An excellent craftsman with terrible vision.
carbon63
High Hand
A madman with no yellow chips apparently. I get a little nauseous looking at it. Imagine it with chips on it.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
I don't think that's a corner seam. I think its a 45 degree angle on both ends where two straight edges meet. The vinyl is just folded, stapled underneath, and the two pieces abut one another. Then he added to corner guard over top. Not much harder than putting trim molding around a door.
And FWIW, those are not polka dots. Look closer. They are Golden State Warrior logos... I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.
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WedgeRock
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Plenty of room to stretch out when sitting on the end with those air-hockey table legs.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I see what you're saying. I still think it is well done. Not good for a poker table, or any other sort of a table, but good for something.
Trim molding around a door to a padded room maybe?
It's all starting to make sence now...
Comes with free delivery and a seizure.
bentax1978
4 of a Kind
Poker Zombie
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In all fairness, anyone that drank 1260 bottles of Budweiser and then built that table would find it very nice.
Until they sobered up and noticed they were missing 3 fingers.
Until they sobered up and noticed they were missing 3 fingers.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
52.5 cases of beer.
That's a helluva weekend.
Woulda been cheaper to get custom cloth made.
That's a helluva weekend.
Woulda been cheaper to get custom cloth made.
I was on the fence about posting this one, but I decided that the blackjack shoe on the poker table justifies it. The fact that the seller mentions that the "card shoot" is included, just sent me over the edge.
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poker table with 5 chairs comes with card shoot and chip box
$250
Viewed by 152 people
poker table with 5 chairs comes with card shoot and chip box
WedgeRock
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5 chairs... He must want to keep one for the computer room...
Excellent vinyl work..
Excellent vinyl work..
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I don't like the look he's giving that mattress. I'm afraid it's about to become a poker table (with "cupholders" on just 1 side).
carbon63
High Hand
Maybe it's a franchise? Fugly Poker Tables "R" Us? Could be a great, ground floor opportunity!
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