And a flotation device.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)
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Rhodeman77
Straight Flush
Does this beauty count as a fucktogon?
Do they have a 400 pound dealer?!? That is the biggest dealer cutout I've ever seen.
Do they have a 400 pound dealer?!? That is the biggest dealer cutout I've ever seen.
Man I needed that for camping last weekend. Could have slept on it in the tent, then played poker during the day.There's always too much gear to bring a table along.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
I used this same joke at Big Blue™, but when I googled "Ugly Poker Table," this is what came up...
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
You know your table is fugly when it can be improved with a really f***ed up betting line.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Money is no object. I want an expensive table. Dark stained racetrack, decorative nails, built in cupholders, nice stretch pedestal.
And then make it completely impractical.
And then make it completely impractical.
Nailed it!
I really don't get how THESE are still a thing.....???
Seems like the most uncomfortable table imaginable:
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Plus, no room to actually put your legs under. Geez.
Stylin
Pair
Money is no object. I want an expensive table. Dark stained racetrack, decorative nails, built in cupholders, nice stretch pedestal.
And then make it completely impractical.
Nailed it!
I can appreciate the craftsmanship in that. It's a shame the picture highlights the terrible edge banding seam.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Agreed. That craftsmanship would be welcome on a craps table... But this looks like the love child of a craps table and a poker table... which doesn't work IMO.
There were other pics, that's just the one I grabbed.
There were other pics, that's just the one I grabbed.
Jambine
Full House
I really don't get how THESE are still a thing.....???
Seems like the most uncomfortable table imaginable
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Yeah, but it's purdy
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
If that is what the underside of the table looks like, one could only imagine how fugly the playing surface looks.
Also, slots for 8 legs are too many - unless you're an octopus.
Also, slots for 8 legs are too many - unless you're an octopus.
bonesnjnts
3 of a Kind
I really don't get how THESE are still a thing.....???
Seems like the most uncomfortable table imaginable
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i like how many places there are to put the the chalk cubes.
pokerplayingpisces
Full House
Of course it's down in Pueblo! LOL! I once played on a similar table. It was so confusing, the chips and cards blended in to the surface, and it was tough to follow the action! I might know someone who is actually interested in this.
AfterTheFact
4 of a Kind
justsomedude
Straight Flush
Are you sure that isn't a trampoline?
I'd love to see the dimensions on this Broncoes table. It looks to me like Kareem Abdul Jabbar couldn't reach the middle of that table.
So painful to see so much work go in to something so ....... bad.?
This one is causing me physical pain to look at.
EDIT: i say physical pain because i've had a couple of beers and when i look at the rail its like an MC Esher drawing.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I give him credit. He got it part way to the curb before he remembered he was on the 2nd floor.
Wils
Flush
If I made a table, it would look like that.
Wouldn't even necessarily have to be a poker table, either.
Wouldn't even necessarily have to be a poker table, either.
Never underestimate the versatility of Hefty trash bags in building out armrests
Wils
Flush
If you open up the picture, is that a smiley bear peering in at the bottom right?
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
I'm not making works of art, but really, it doesn't take much know how to make a usable table that at least looks presentable... That dude just punted on the rail. A simple google search would have showed him how to cover the rail... I'm assuming he just didn't know how to slice the pie and all the bunching is the result.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
That table is exposed to the elements, so it probably gets rained on, all the time. My fingers get all wrinkly like that when they're all wet.
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MY GOD - THE RAIL IS MADE OUT OF HUMAN FINGERS!!!
Nice job seaming the fingers together though...
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MY GOD - THE RAIL IS MADE OUT OF HUMAN FINGERS!!!
Nice job seaming the fingers together though...
Richard Cranium
3 of a Kind
Richard Cranium
3 of a Kind
I really don't get how THESE are still a thing.....???
Seems like the most uncomfortable table imaginable
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I don't want to defend this monstrosity, but this is the kind of thing you see at bars for pub poker leagues.
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