Fugly Poker Table Thread (42 Viewers)

BonScot said:
I think it’s a masterpiece. It’s got everything you want in a fugly table (and some things you never knew you wanted).

I’m imagining the guy who built it having a small group of friends over for the grand unveiling. After a brief yet emotional speech he reveals it by swooshing a tablecloth right off it, then proudly standing back while proclaiming “TA-DAA!”

At £350 it’s a steal :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

Oh and in case anyone is still undecided, here’s a bonus pics plus the sellers take on it…

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I had no idea that the 5-seat they not only
  • selected a Full Moon as the suit
  • made the 5 using the only roman numeral at the table
  • ...and painted the moon / and the V to resemble the Irish flag.
In addition, the rectangle cutting boards do not fit the round table, and added flat spacers to... I actually have no idea what purpose the black electrical-tape spacers serve.
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I mean. I get it. Seller proudly revealed his creation, and his friends laughed at him so hard he had to move out of the country. Never even got to felt his new set of dice chips, which I assume he used tin-snips to reshape each chip into a triangle shape.

...because with this table you can't deny that he could have triangle-shaped dice chips.
 
Here's an original. Never seen one like this before. It even spins around in case you don't like your hand or chip stack.

Homemade Poker table $5,000​

A homemade poker table. It spins around, has two drawers. Lights in the inside. Deer within the glass. Coins around top and bottom. Deer antlers as handles. One of the antlers fell off. Which he will be fixing.

I'm just listing for a friend. I really don't know much about it. But if you would like to learn more his name is Larry- phone # is [hidden information]All I know he did make this item. He wants $5,000 OBO. He is willing to trade. Again his number is•([hidden information]

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Oh Deer Lord!
 
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Hot Nuts said:
Here's an original. Never seen one like this before. It even spins around in case you don't like your hand or chip stack.

Homemade Poker table $5,000​

A homemade poker table. It spins around, has two drawers. Lights in the inside. Deer within the glass. Coins around top and bottom. Deer antlers as handles. One of the antlers fell off. Which he will be fixing.

I'm just listing for a friend. I really don't know much about it. But if you would like to learn more his name is Larry- phone # is [hidden information]All I know he did make this item. He wants $5,000 OBO. He is willing to trade. Again his number is•([hidden information]

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Oh Deer Lord!
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Good for stag nights.
 

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