Fugly Poker Table Thread (12 Viewers)

[H|Q]

Looks like a pooping parrot. I imagine @H|Q has better taste in poker tables...

My parrot would never on that

 

[Skagglio]

What exactly is that shape in the felt? It looks like a slug with horns...

 

[H|Q]

How often do you need to mow that felt?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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Thank you. NOW I see it. Still a strange image for a poker table...

 

[Wils]

It’s the only picture they posted in the ad.

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It's like a screenshot from the Blair Witch Project.

 

[chipinla]

On FB Marketplace. Not the fugliest table ever but maybe the fugliest sales ad.

“What should we do with this chair? Let’s put it ON the table.”

 

[Poker Zombie]

Nice table, but I have a weird divot in the foam - like somebody put something really heavy right here.

It was either a chair, or this guy...

 

[allforcharity]

Maybe it's not supposed to be a poker table, but a poker throne!

 

[Wils]

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Somehow this improves the table 1000%

Still fuck awful.

 

[BonScot]

Note the word “Luxury”

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

Note the word “Luxury”

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Is anyone else hearing this ad as if read by a Monty Python member?

 

[BonScot]

Is anyone else hearing this ad as if read by a Monty Python member?

 

[allforcharity]

Is anyone else hearing this ad as if read by a Monty Python member?

Tell kids today that there used to be these kinds of poker tables for sale and they won't believe you!

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

aaaYOOO I got a live one.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:4786b9f0-e663-400c-8e2b-2ad35c3f9bcf

Who needs a raised rail when you've got a SUNK rail? Lets go, party people.

 

[DerFabo]

At least he mentiones another possibility to use it as a table to puzzle on.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

aaaYOOO I got a live one.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/415464494113164/?hoisted=false&ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:4786b9f0-e663-400c-8e2b-2ad35c3f9bcf

Who needs a raised rail when you've got a SUNK rail? Lets go, party people.
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But wait! There's more... Four of these AMAZING chairs are also included!!!

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

But wait! There's more... Four of these AMAZING chairs are also included!!!

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Qua-Li-Tee chairs, let me tell you...

 

[MrCatPants]

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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Are you going to have that beauty for our next game?

 

[MrCatPants]

Are you going to have that beauty for our next game?

I have an ironing board that's pretty close

 

[10centguitar]

This beauty, only $120!!!

 

[LowerBama1714]

View attachment 1036368This beauty, only $120!!!

Oooooo….is that speed cloth?!?!?

 

[Himewad]

Oooooo….is that speed cloth?!?!?

It was. Now it’s sticky cloth.

 

[EmptyPocs]

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doubles as an ironing board

 

[iballman]

That raised rail looks like it eats chips for breakfast.

 

[LowerBama1714]

It was. Now it’s sticky cloth.

Covered in Jumers…

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Table​

$100

I keep seeing a giant coin cell battery.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Table​

$250

Where's the flop again?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Table Top​

$100

 

[LowerBama1714]

Poker Table Top​

$100

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I feel the urge to pee on that…