Fugly Poker Table Thread (30 Viewers)
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Hairy_Crocodile
3 of a Kind
njja
Sitting Out
Apparently there is a shortage of Poker Tables at the present time. I just finished a game room with Pool table, Shuffle Board table and Skeeball, and wanted to add a nice Poker Table. Ozone Recreation has a 3 month wait. I ordered one on a drop ship from Home Depot, first delivery had no base. Second delivery no base. Third delivery no base so I took top which came out of the box damaged. Finally I ordered one from Jack’s made in the U.S. on a December Deliver. Anyone else had a similar situatio?
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$5
Mangatang
Straight
Reasonable price, at least.
tabletalker7
Full House
For $5 it might be worth trying to make something decent out of it. Even if they were cheap and used particle board, the wood is worth more than $5.
LotsOfChips
Flush
Even at this price, it costs too much...
Mangatang
Straight
I can’t see the price, but it’s too much.
njja
Sitting Out
Probably the worst looking table I’ve seen in a long time. A project that might cause Norm Abrahams to quit carpentry.
LotsOfChips
Flush
Zoom in on the right side- $0 (and that’s in Canadian Dollars, so it would be even cheaper after the exchange rate).
But yes, I think that they are going to have to pay someone to take it off their hands.
BonScot
Straight Flush
Got any coffins lying about that you’re not using?
Why not make them into a poker table?
Your friends will be DYING to play…
Why not make them into a poker table?
Your friends will be DYING to play…
I'll take a middle seat. I like to have at least 2 drinks (beer and bourbon) in front of me while I play.
BonScot
Straight Flush
That’ll warm you up on a cold morning…
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Looks more like a watch face/case than a poker table.
njja
Sitting Out
This is a gem.
Folding Outdoor Table for Poker Cookouts Card Night RV Etc WITH CHIPS! - $120 (Lexington NC)
This table is BRAND NEW. Never used! No scratches etc. Just like you'd buy at the store (if you could, which you CAN'T). 100% perfect. NOTHING wrong with it. It folds up smaller for easy storage and folds in half. Legs fold up underneath it and stick to bottom. Unlike most folding tables, its SECURE when folded! The legs pop into the bottom SECURELY! They STAY there too till you physically pop them out! They don't "fall out when you open it" like most. It is height adjustable! It measures 30" tall from floor to top surface at lowest setting, and 42" tall at highest, making it suitable for regular height dining room chairs (we sell those as well), folding aluminum chairs (sell those too), or bar stools (have those too!). It comes with 2 racks full of poker chips. There's an assortment of colors and brands of chips in it as well as a dealer chip and a couple gold "chips" which are actually gold brass plugs. The chips are used but clean and like new.
It measures 48" in diameter and folds to a 24" x 48' half moon for easy storage.
These are SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE! They do NOT sell them online, and none of the stores that are in stock at are closer than a 2 days drive each way.. so if you want one, I'm your only shot.
They sell for $100 plus shipping and tax online, and Im asking $120 DEAD FIRM, because its new and includes the chips and you can't get it anywhere else. This table will NOT last long!!! I only have one. After tax and shipping you would have paid more than Im asking, so no its not up for negotiation. Im a nice guy but its brand new.
First to show up with cash gets it. Im in Lexington NC at the Davidson County (lexington) Davie County (Mocksville) line off Hwy 64.
NO TEXTS!!! Calls only. Own it in MINUTES 336 dash 225 dash 1445 and NONE OF THAT "Do you have this item NOW text bs!!!" My description clearly states NO texts. Text me and Ill flood your VOIP with binary code. Legally; youve been warned scammers. Tired of playing with you idiots in India and Nigeria. To everyone else, call, drive, see it, pay, own it in minutes! Before the other sellers get around to answering their email.
Modified Stock description follows. (Per CL rules)
Get family and friends together for food and fun times with the Sports Outdoors 4' Round Folding Cookout Table. Serve up barbecue, tailgate or other cookout favorites on its durable HDPE tabletop surface. When it's time for cleanup, the pickup process will be a breeze the sloped surface drains excess liquid, while the built-in paper towel holders keep supplies on hand and the foldable design makes storage simple until next time.
Features and Benefits
Powder-coat steel frame
2 different-size cup holders and 2 removable paper-towel holders included
Great for tailgating, crawfish/crab boils, fish fries or barbecues
Easy-to-clean, durable HDPE tabletop surface is both FDA tested and food grade
Folds for simple storage
Sloped surface allows excess liquid to drain towards the center
Adjustable design enables use while sitting or standing (can be used at 30", 34", 38" or 42" heights)
Specifications
Maximum weight capacity (lb.): 450 lb. (when evenly distributed)
Product weight: 42 lb.
Materials: HDPE (top); steel (frame)
Product width (in.): 48
Product height (in.): 30 - 42
Product depth (in.): 48
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I'm going to be honest. I like this! Not as a dedicated poker table, but for a multi use travel table that could be used for poker in a pinch.This is a gem.
Folding Outdoor Table for Poker Cookouts Card Night RV Etc WITH CHIPS! - $120 (Lexington NC)
This table is BRAND NEW. Never used! No scratches etc. Just like you'd buy at the store (if you could, which you CAN'T). 100% perfect. NOTHING wrong with it. It folds up smaller for easy storage and folds in half. Legs fold up underneath it and stick to bottom. Unlike most folding tables, its SECURE when folded! The legs pop into the bottom SECURELY! They STAY there too till you physically pop them out! They don't "fall out when you open it" like most. It is height adjustable! It measures 30" tall from floor to top surface at lowest setting, and 42" tall at highest, making it suitable for regular height dining room chairs (we sell those as well), folding aluminum chairs (sell those too), or bar stools (have those too!). It comes with 2 racks full of poker chips. There's an assortment of colors and brands of chips in it as well as a dealer chip and a couple gold "chips" which are actually gold brass plugs. The chips are used but clean and like new.
It measures 48" in diameter and folds to a 24" x 48' half moon for easy storage.
These are SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE! They do NOT sell them online, and none of the stores that are in stock at are closer than a 2 days drive each way.. so if you want one, I'm your only shot.
They sell for $100 plus shipping and tax online, and Im asking $120 DEAD FIRM, because its new and includes the chips and you can't get it anywhere else. This table will NOT last long!!! I only have one. After tax and shipping you would have paid more than Im asking, so no its not up for negotiation. Im a nice guy but its brand new.
First to show up with cash gets it. Im in Lexington NC at the Davidson County (lexington) Davie County (Mocksville) line off Hwy 64.
NO TEXTS!!! Calls only. Own it in MINUTES 336 dash 225 dash 1445 and NONE OF THAT "Do you have this item NOW text bs!!!" My description clearly states NO texts. Text me and Ill flood your VOIP with binary code. Legally; youve been warned scammers. Tired of playing with you idiots in India and Nigeria. To everyone else, call, drive, see it, pay, own it in minutes! Before the other sellers get around to answering their email.
Modified Stock description follows. (Per CL rules)
Get family and friends together for food and fun times with the Sports Outdoors 4' Round Folding Cookout Table. Serve up barbecue, tailgate or other cookout favorites on its durable HDPE tabletop surface. When it's time for cleanup, the pickup process will be a breeze the sloped surface drains excess liquid, while the built-in paper towel holders keep supplies on hand and the foldable design makes storage simple until next time.
Features and Benefits
Powder-coat steel frame
2 different-size cup holders and 2 removable paper-towel holders included
Great for tailgating, crawfish/crab boils, fish fries or barbecues
Easy-to-clean, durable HDPE tabletop surface is both FDA tested and food grade
Folds for simple storage
Sloped surface allows excess liquid to drain towards the center
Adjustable design enables use while sitting or standing (can be used at 30", 34", 38" or 42" heights)
Specifications
Maximum weight capacity (lb.): 450 lb. (when evenly distributed)
Product weight: 42 lb.
Materials: HDPE (top); steel (frame)
Product width (in.): 48
Product height (in.): 30 - 42
Product depth (in.): 48
Mr Winberg
Full House
I'd like to buy but the seller isn't answering my texts.This is a gem.
Folding Outdoor Table for Poker Cookouts Card Night RV Etc WITH CHIPS! - $120 (Lexington NC)
This table is BRAND NEW. Never used! No scratches etc. Just like you'd buy at the store (if you could, which you CAN'T). 100% perfect. NOTHING wrong with it. It folds up smaller for easy storage and folds in half. Legs fold up underneath it and stick to bottom. Unlike most folding tables, its SECURE when folded! The legs pop into the bottom SECURELY! They STAY there too till you physically pop them out! They don't "fall out when you open it" like most. It is height adjustable! It measures 30" tall from floor to top surface at lowest setting, and 42" tall at highest, making it suitable for regular height dining room chairs (we sell those as well), folding aluminum chairs (sell those too), or bar stools (have those too!). It comes with 2 racks full of poker chips. There's an assortment of colors and brands of chips in it as well as a dealer chip and a couple gold "chips" which are actually gold brass plugs. The chips are used but clean and like new.
It measures 48" in diameter and folds to a 24" x 48' half moon for easy storage.
These are SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE! They do NOT sell them online, and none of the stores that are in stock at are closer than a 2 days drive each way.. so if you want one, I'm your only shot.
They sell for $100 plus shipping and tax online, and Im asking $120 DEAD FIRM, because its new and includes the chips and you can't get it anywhere else. This table will NOT last long!!! I only have one. After tax and shipping you would have paid more than Im asking, so no its not up for negotiation. Im a nice guy but its brand new.
First to show up with cash gets it. Im in Lexington NC at the Davidson County (lexington) Davie County (Mocksville) line off Hwy 64.
NO TEXTS!!! Calls only. Own it in MINUTES 336 dash 225 dash 1445 and NONE OF THAT "Do you have this item NOW text bs!!!" My description clearly states NO texts. Text me and Ill flood your VOIP with binary code. Legally; youve been warned scammers. Tired of playing with you idiots in India and Nigeria. To everyone else, call, drive, see it, pay, own it in minutes! Before the other sellers get around to answering their email.
Modified Stock description follows. (Per CL rules)
Get family and friends together for food and fun times with the Sports Outdoors 4' Round Folding Cookout Table. Serve up barbecue, tailgate or other cookout favorites on its durable HDPE tabletop surface. When it's time for cleanup, the pickup process will be a breeze the sloped surface drains excess liquid, while the built-in paper towel holders keep supplies on hand and the foldable design makes storage simple until next time.
Features and Benefits
Powder-coat steel frame
2 different-size cup holders and 2 removable paper-towel holders included
Great for tailgating, crawfish/crab boils, fish fries or barbecues
Easy-to-clean, durable HDPE tabletop surface is both FDA tested and food grade
Folds for simple storage
Sloped surface allows excess liquid to drain towards the center
Adjustable design enables use while sitting or standing (can be used at 30", 34", 38" or 42" heights)
Specifications
Maximum weight capacity (lb.): 450 lb. (when evenly distributed)
Product weight: 42 lb.
Materials: HDPE (top); steel (frame)
Product width (in.): 48
Product height (in.): 30 - 42
Product depth (in.): 48
Looks like it came out of one of Elvis' rooms in Graceland
Did they deliver the binary code as promised?
Naw, it would have an animal print or something
AZBOARDER13
Flush
Sweet Joseph....
I bet if you hit that thing with enough electricity it would come to life
Damn, that must have taken a lot of work. It's a shame. Chairs are fuglier than the table, though.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
I hate deep chairs for poker... I want to sit up, not lounge back.
TheDuke
Full House
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