Fugly Poker Table Thread (29 Viewers)

[BonScot]

Wuh?!?!

 

[BonScot]

Shipping cost killed this for me otherwise I would…

 

[allforcharity]

Lazy Susans are for dinner banquets.

 

[FDLmold]

What the...

 

[allforcharity]

Holy shitballs I nearly turned to stone. What the actual F

 

[FDLmold]

Holy shitballs I nearly turned to stone. What the actual F

FB marketplace, South Bend Indiana. $100. I'll pick it up for whoever wants it.

 

[WedgeRock]

Straight flush v nine full v deuces full v pair of sixes. There's gotta be a story about someone misreading their hand.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I think get the "Indian" theme, but still confused about the Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader sitting on a toilet.

 

[softchewy]

FB marketplace, South Bend Indiana. $100. I'll pick it up for whoever wants it.

will you keep it displayed in your house if I buy it?

I think get the "Indian" theme, but still confused about the Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader sitting on a toilet.

Looks like she is enjoying some alone time in the locker room

 

[softchewy]

Wuh?!?!

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you obviously don't know class when you see it...
Here is a test.. which one is classier:

 

[CraigT78]

you obviously don't know class when you see it...
Here is a test.. which one is classier:
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The one on the right.

 

[softchewy]

The one on the right.

I said classier, not sexier.

 

[BGinGA]

you obviously don't know class when you see it...
Here is a test.. which one is classier:
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^^ unemployed poker hostesses?

 

[FDLmold]

I think get the "Indian" theme, but still confused about the Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader sitting on a toilet.

Looks like Erika Eleniak to me, the hottie, but it isn’t.

 

[softchewy]

^^ unemployed poker hostesses?

They might be unemployed, but I'd say they're workin' it..

 

[softchewy]

 

[softchewy]

What the...
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ok, ok now I get it.. from top going clockwise
-tribute to Juice Newton
-not a lesbian
-John Stamos
-Lori Loughlin

still trying to figure out the symbolism of the extra chip (5 instead of 4) next to Lori.. maybe additional bribe money?

 

[allforcharity]

^^ unemployed poker hostesses?

And deservedly so. Maybe someone wants to advertise a home game....

 

[FDLmold]

What the...
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I messaged the seller. I am irrationally curious about the story of this table and how she came to own it. I ain't paying no $100, and it's a 30 min drive for me. But I head that direction from time to time, and for $20, I might just throw it in the back of my van and bring it home.

 

[allforcharity]

I messaged the seller. I am irrationally curious about the story of this table and how she came to own it. I ain't paying no $100, and it's a 30 min drive for me. But I head that direction from time to time, and for $20, I might just throw it in the back of my van and bring it home.

Next level degen!

 

[WedgeRock]

Dipping cups for McNuggets?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I think get the "Indian" theme, but still confused about the Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader sitting on a toilet.

I thought that was Farrah in her iconic red swimsuit!

 

[FDLmold]

I thought that was Farrah in her iconic red swimsuit!

Could be. But she was before my time. Boomer!

 

[FDLmold]

What the...
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Who sniped this from me? WHO!!!!!????? (It's unavailable now...)

 

[Taghkanic]

https://offerup.com/item/detail/946497853?q=poker+set

“YOULL NEVER SEE ANOTHER IN YOUR LIFE”

 

[Poker Zombie]

https://offerup.com/item/detail/946497853?q=poker+set

“YOULL NEVER SEE ANOTHER IN YOUR LIFE”

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Do the players have fight to get the chair that has a bunghole in the seat?

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Do the players have fight to get the chair that has a bunghole in the seat?
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It’s your turn in the barrel

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

 

[Teach42]

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Do they fill in the cup holders for people who have lost the privilege?

 

[tabletalker7]

Do they fill in the cup holders for people who have lost the privilege?

IDs were checked at the door