Favorite Rounders Movie Lines and Quotes (2 Viewers)

[doublebooyah85]

 

[Snapplefacts]

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

Depends on the grip

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A MAN BEATEN BY JACKS?! Faaahkkk youuu.

 

[Goldfish]

Lots a good lines……

 

[SteveEH]

Knish's reply to Mike's girlfriend asking how he's doing:

"The same"

Just a fucking grind.

 

[davesilver88]

What saying?

I don’t know… there outta be one.

 

[ATLarchip]

Mike, please. Relaxation Therapist.

 

[Onegoodfella804]

 

[johnjohn]

Hanging around, hanging around. Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

 

[Colquhoun]

“You wanna see this seventh card, you’re gonna stop speaking fucking sputnik, you understand? I'm sure you were just talking about pierogies and snow and shit, but let's cut it out, alright?”

 

[joeyshin]

gangsta's roll

 

[megarises]

 

[bergs]

 

[HughDrackman]

“She crossed her legs too fast.”

 

[TomC727]

“Someone saying something "meaningful" would please us a great deal.”

 

[Kain8]

 

[cpac54]

“verrry a-gray-ess-ive…“

 

[JMC9389]

"Want a cookie?"

Makes me laugh every single time.

 

[MrCatPants]

Holy shit, that's a hell of an elk!

 

[GetUrShineBox]

Mr. Son of a Bitch! Let's play some cards!

 

[Samuel]

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake man."

 

[gwilkx]

"You know what always cheers me up, when I'm feeling shitty? Rolled up aces over kings."

 

[cpac54]

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake man."

WTF are you talking about? What saying?

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

 

[BruceWayne]

Hey, lemme ask you a question. In the legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner move the Yankees? Does he have the fuckin' right to just move them?

 

[GetUrShineBox]

"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin' about is Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage."

I mean how F'ing great is this movie. So simple yet so great.

 

[CantSpellPoker]

“Things haven’t been that smooth on the home front, so just…. tone it down, all right?”

“TONE DOWN WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER?!”

 

[CantSpellPoker]

“Yeah, now see, what did I ever do to that guy?”

“……..You fucked his mother.”

 

[TomC727]

“Yeah, now see, what did I ever do to that guy?”

“……..You fucked his mother.”

“Yeah, but she was a good looking older woman you gotta give me that.”