Fugly Poker Table Thread (20 Viewers)

Yep there's one listed in my local craigslist as well for $175. I saw the a long time ago in Costco or Superstore, during the poker boom.
 
Just saw this one a couple of days ago on Craigslist

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How much do they really expect to get for that table? I'd charge them $200 just to take it to the dump for them.
 
Insert an in-table cup holder at one end and you've got yourself an elevated putting green. It would still be ugly but finally have a function.
 
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VINTAGE HOMEMADE SOLID WOOD COLLAGE TABLE Oval Seats 6!! Great for Man Cave, Poker Table, Basement, Garage, Recroom! Very cool and unique conversation piece for sure! I don't have measurements, but I'd say 55-60", it's average, seats 4 to 6 size, not xtra large. $125 OBO Everything MUST GO NOW, so $60 OBO!

Very Good Condition, but very dusty dirty and photos are yellowed. Dark stained oval wooden top set on wooden base and legs. Slim table legs allow for lots of leg room! Lots of different photos, many cowboy and horse photos.
 
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$300obo. Poker Table with color changing LED lighting. Handmade, two piece set. Top piece and a box base. It has been in storage so it is a little dusty, otherwise in great condition! We plugged it in for pictures, and a video. 10 man table. FCFS

Can send video of working led light color changing sequence upon request, if needed.
 
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$300obo. Poker Table with color changing LED lighting. Handmade, two piece set. Top piece and a box base. It has been in storage so it is a little dusty, otherwise in great condition! We plugged it in for pictures, and a video. 10 man table. FCFS

Can send video of working led light color changing sequence upon request, if needed.

I call this the burned retina table.
 
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VINTAGE HOMEMADE SOLID WOOD COLLAGE TABLE Oval Seats 6!! Great for Man Cave, Poker Table, Basement, Garage, Recroom! Very cool and unique conversation piece for sure! I don't have measurements, but I'd say 55-60", it's average, seats 4 to 6 size, not xtra large. $125 OBO Everything MUST GO NOW, so $60 OBO!

Very Good Condition, but very dusty dirty and photos are yellowed. Dark stained oval wooden top set on wooden base and legs. Slim table legs allow for lots of leg room! Lots of different photos, many cowboy and horse photos.

#1 clearly some of those photos are of just current day people having a good time, so likely people the creator knew. kinda weird to just be buying someone's personalized table.

#2 the seller just cuts themselves down from $125 to $60 in the same line of their own post. That's probably not a very effective negotiation tactic.
 
Custom cloth, raised rail and buttery smooth rail...

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Maybe its just me but I actually dont think this one is that bad and maybe the rail could be fixed. I kinda like the cloth design, its clean at least.
 
Maybe its just me but I actually dont think this one is that bad and maybe the rail could be fixed. I kinda like the cloth design, its clean at least.

I would agree about the rail... it can be fixed. But I've also seen what hides beneath the raised rail...

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You're right, tho... I might have jumped the gun on this one... The LEDs can probably be set to just white, and not set to match @detroitdad's hoodie from the Denver meetup.
 
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I would agree about the rail... it can be fixed. But I've also seen what hides beneath the raised rail...

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You're right, tho... I might have jumped the gun on this one... The LEDs can probably be set to just white, and not set to match @detroitdad's hoodie from the Denver meetup.

Yeah thats a little much. But I think if it was a good enough deal, I'd just never use the LEDs at all.
 
He's asking for offers. I wouldn't pay more than $200 for that table, and maybe not even that much... I'd want to see it before I purchased it.
 
Good grief, that's gotta be the absolute worse upholstering job I've ever seen on an otherwise pretty nice build. WTF was he thinking?
 
Good grief, that's gotta be the absolute worse upholstering job I've ever seen on an otherwise pretty nice build. WTF was he thinking?

That was kinda my thought... All the other nice elements in that table and he just shit the bed on the rail.
 
Aside from the color, it's not actually that bad. And in the right room, it could even be nice.

Agreed, and at the very least the chip racks can be turned over to make it a functional table of some sort.
 
Aside from the color, it's not actually that bad. And in the right room, it could even be nice.

Sure, if you like playing poker on a hard table so you cannot pick up cards (which could build up static as plastic cards slide over a plastic surface)
...and you don't mind chips falling to the floor because of the non-rail
...and you don't mind that you cannot build stacks
...and you don't mind your drink being right in the way for a right-hander pitching cards
...and you don't mind a 1" deep cupholder
...and you don't mind having to straddle a table leg all night.

Basically, the only room this belongs in, is a 6 year old girls room for tea parties.
 

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