Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)

[Wils]

At least it's not "ugly" per se.

 

[lnlver]

Previous owner - Clark Kent

 

[SwampYankee]

Do China clays float?

 

[upNdown]

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Do China clays float?

I bet they do

 

[Poker Zombie]

They do not. In fact, no chips do.

 

[upNdown]

They do not. In fact, no chips do.
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[nitzilla]

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That's a loose definition of "chip" there @upNdown ...............

 

[upNdown]

That's a loose definition of "chip" there @upNdown ...............

They're plastic chips made in China. Isn't that also what China clays are?

 

[Poker Zombie]

They're plastic chips made in China. Isn't that also what China clays are?

Also, admission of ownership of those chips on this forum...

 

[upNdown]

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Also, admission of ownership of those chips on this forum...

It's a picture from 20 years ago!
I found it on google images!
My uncle Artie Stebbins sent me that picture!
Somebody hijacked my account!
It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!!

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[BGinGA]

Too funny.... first thing that popped into my head after seeing "no chips float" was that cheap interlocking plastic chips do indeed float.

No idea how or why that irrelevant fact has a permanent place in my memory banks..... when I can't even remember my mom's phone number.

 

[Mental Nomad]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/for/6100114559.html

AMG! It has lights!

Poker table with lights for sale. Great condition custom made, heavy wood.

Wait... that center section is RECESSED?

Holy crap... "does anyone know how much is in the pit?"

 

[LabMonkey]

Raiders fan, figures...

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fuo/6112734155.html

 

[SwampYankee]

Raiders fan, figures...

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fuo/6112734155.html

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Oh Lawd!!!!!

 

[BGinGA]

Built in 1972, I'm guessing...... I have pictures of my dad's matching van.

 

[kwmatt]

This one was $500 new with $300 in material, and can be had at a bargain price of only $200. Wonder if you could get a deal on the dining room chairs?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-furniture-ot...le/1260290802?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[mummel]

 

[nitzilla]

Is that a Faux shaped inlay or real shaped inlay?
I'm sure there are some Paulsons out there that would match........

 

[Poker Zombie]

From another thread. Even the best known chippers have been known to play on a fugly table. This one looks more like a chair...

@jbutler , @guinness

 

[Aaron]

Raiders fan, figures...

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fuo/6112734155.html

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I was just about to post this.... is it heads up size?

 

[Aaron]

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cbd/6103936036.html

Lights and cup holders!!

 

[dbest200]

 

[joseywales]

@dbest200 where did you see that table?

 

[upNdown]

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That's not even a shape known to exist!

 

[Rhodeman77]

The poor dealer that has to try reaching across that table to scoop cards/chips n) :thumbsdown:

 

[legend672]

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Eagles fan , figures. Aka Iggles fan. They will regret passing on OJ Howard, big mistake

 

[upNdown]

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I can't understand it. This guy gets top-notch materials, lavender vinyl and matching ssc, and then he goes ahead and builds it in a fucktagon?

 

[rowlin]

lol at fucktagon - maybe a couple of the players are really skinny and some of the others not-so-much?

 

[dbest200]

@dbest200 where did you see that table?

In my basement!