Fugly Poker Table Thread (9 Viewers)

[chippitydoodah]

If you zoom in on those chairs and blur your eyes you’ll see dolphins

 

[cfletch]

So painful to look!!!!!!

Oh the irony of 'pick up in Pleasant View'...

 

[soccerdadof3]

Where's our baseball fans... $1,000 in material alone...

 

[chippitydoodah]

If this table was a baseball player...

 

[Poker Zombie]

I do believe the $1000 in building materials alone, provided you count the cost of the beer.

 

[LeGold]

I am... confused. By this $1800 hand built confusion, to be precise:

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Everyone in this thread is now dumber for looking at this.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Tonysquander]

Everyone in this thread is now dumber for looking at this.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

But look at the lines, the details, the styling…it’s a masterpiece (of crap)!

 

[danopoker]

Someone is selling the prototype for a Price Is Right game concept that never went anywhere?

 

[PapaWheelie]

Not sure whether these two beauties have been posted

 

[chippitydoodah]

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For when you want to play poker or summon Satan

 

[joeyshin]

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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It was available until Hunter mercifully shot and killed it.

Oh, and where do you put your gun while your playing?

 

[joeyshin]

It was available until Hunter mercifully shot and killed it.

Oh, and where do you put your gun while your playing?

Dealer tray

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

Dealer tray

I didn't see any cup holders so I was thinking little holsters attached to the rail.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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Apparently there is a war on cows by poker players that I was not aware of.

 

[BGinGA]

Chick-fil-A needs a few of these in their lobby.

 

[joeyshin]

This Rail:

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with this felt:

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[Crash33]

Looks like they asked a child to draw a poker table

 

[Tonysquander]

Tide stick is not going to help that table unless it erases the entire thing from existence.

 

[chippitydoodah]

No lowballing necessary...he knows what he's got

I get itchy just looking at this thing

 

[EmptyPocs]

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For when you want to play poker or summon Satan

Haha
My first thought was “ game followed by seance, we only use tarot cards…”

 

[drdr]

Apparently there is a war on cows by poker players that I was not aware of.

Not sure. One looks suspiciously like dalmation hide.

 

[Tonysquander]

Not sure if those are cupholders, built in ashtrays, fans, or mini grills. Could be yours for the bargain price of $500. No legs included.

 

[BEANO52]

Not sure if those are cupholders, built in ashtrays, fans, or mini grills. Could be yours for the bargain price of $500. No legs included.

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https://www.alibaba.com/product-det...r-Korean-Electric-Infrared_1600861392352.html

 

[Tonysquander]

https://www.alibaba.com/product-det...r-Korean-Electric-Infrared_1600861392352.html

 

[drdr]

Not sure if those are cupholders, built in ashtrays, fans, or mini grills. Could be yours for the bargain price of $500. No legs included.

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I zoomed in. Each seems to have an on/off switch on the outside of the rail. Makes no sense. Pissing me off... I must know wtf it is.

 

[SwissChip]

Not sure if those are cupholders, built in ashtrays, fans, or mini grills. Could be yours for the bargain price of $500. No legs included.

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Built-in stoves to heat up the coffee mug or your hands while playing poker outside?
Flamethrower for the extra show effect when going all-in?
We‘ll never know…