Fugly Poker Table Thread (10 Viewers)

[chippitydoodah]

If you zoom in on those chairs and blur your eyes you’ll see dolphins

 

[cfletch]

So painful to look!!!!!!

Oh the irony of 'pick up in Pleasant View'...

 

[soccerdadof3]

Where's our baseball fans... $1,000 in material alone...

 

[chippitydoodah]

If this table was a baseball player...

 

[Poker Zombie]

I do believe the $1000 in building materials alone, provided you count the cost of the beer.

 

[LeGold]

I am... confused. By this $1800 hand built confusion, to be precise:

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Everyone in this thread is now dumber for looking at this.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Tonysquander]

Everyone in this thread is now dumber for looking at this.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

But look at the lines, the details, the styling…it’s a masterpiece (of crap)!

 

[danopoker]

Someone is selling the prototype for a Price Is Right game concept that never went anywhere?

 

[PapaWheelie]

Not sure whether these two beauties have been posted

 

[chippitydoodah]

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For when you want to play poker or summon Satan

 

[joeyshin]

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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It was available until Hunter mercifully shot and killed it.

Oh, and where do you put your gun while your playing?

 

[joeyshin]

It was available until Hunter mercifully shot and killed it.

Oh, and where do you put your gun while your playing?

Dealer tray

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

Dealer tray

I didn't see any cup holders so I was thinking little holsters attached to the rail.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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Apparently there is a war on cows by poker players that I was not aware of.