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Fugly Poker Table Thread (37 Viewers)
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LOL. Then his user name should be DeepPockets. Or maybe that's how he became Empty Pockets.
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I wouldn't pay money for it, but the next time the Bills play the Raiders I would jump through it
9-ball hold‘em is great!
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I'd mock this table, but if bruv benches with those dumbells, I'll not poke that bear.
Same reason I only posted the picture with no caption.
Whatever he does in that garage I want no part in. Got the flat bar under the table as well. Dude stopped using it because it couldn’t hold enough plates. Now he squats with a 427 big block engine. Which I’m sure is just off to the side of the picture.
So the guy selling this is basically Magnus Von Magnuson
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Damage to the table is just roid-rage table flipping.Same reason I only posted the picture with no caption.
Now he squats with a 427 big block engine. Which I’m sure is just off to the side of the picture.
So the guy selling this is basically Magnus Von Magnuson
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benches like a beast, but afraid of spider eggs
probably mice too,
or wipe down is an extra charge
Are you sure that's not a fugly pool table?!?!?
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That's what happens when your hole-saw breaks halfway into the build.
I didn't think I have ever been described as "tropical" before.
I'm really trying to find a good joke for this one. Got nothing. It is FUGLY.
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It looks like he took a cheap, lightweight, portable poker table and made it into a worthless, heavy, fugly table that's forever stuck in his cellar.
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But the modified cable spool base adds so much character...
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Somebody misread the instructions in the Barrington upgrade thread.
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Good catch!
I used to sell electric supplies and didn't see that.
Those are farging heavy (even missing most of the side planks).
Probably took them off to clear out the wasp nest
Seller: "I've got all tools and equipment, down in my bunker, to build a great poker table. But, that will take some time and I already have this shitty, $25 table topper that will work much better. And I already have it. I'll just build a table AROUND the crappy topper."
Seller goes and steals neighbors pool cover. Cuts the plastic cover into 8 sections. Makes arm rests. No padding inside, just wood covered in pool cover. Neighbor calls cops and seller goes to jail for malicious destruction of private property. Trespassing gets dropped.
After a long weekend in the clink our seller now starts his search for the perfect cable spool. This also was stolen, wire striped and copper sold. He's still upset about getting in trouble so he kicked out most the planks on the spool.
This explains it all!
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He must have enjoyed his jail time - he decorated his poker room to match a prison cell. Just out of the picture is the open toilet that allows you to take a leak without missing the action at the table.
Plus the toilet doubles as storage for wine!
Wait...this is @Josh Kifer ?
Don't touch me toilet hooch!
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