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Fugly Poker Table Thread (27 Viewers)
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I think the yellow cans are mixed oil/gas for single stroke engines (weed eaters, blowers, etc.). Probably a professional landscaper. Definitely not a professional table builder.
LotsOfChips
Flush
That works almost as well for keeping the fire burning!
LotsOfChips
Flush
I'm guessing you mean 2 stroke. Single stroke would be a challenge (well, maybe a rotary engine might qualify)
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Yep - Carrying on one conversation while typing another.
I realize that is supposed to be flamed woodwork, but it looks like leopard or tiger print and would be at home in a poker game in a strip club.
MrCatPants
Full House
it's literally beautiful
Dodger
Flush
I can just see a nice sized pot with chips piled up and 4th Street already dealt, mucked cards in a pile, burn cards nearby, and someone’s knee hits the button to elevate this thing mid-hand.
Hero: “Guess I raise…”
I see this thing getting messy when the center pops up hyper fast and spinning. Then it falls off and flys around the room. Or maybe I'm just thinking about it spinning because the base on this thing.
Or the hydraulic juice runs out at the wrong time. Right when Ted was reaching in for a re-buy it slams down and cuts off his hand.
Or this could be made bigger and you stuff a small bartender inside of it.
Now I'm seeing the Gravatron from the county fair. Crappy-carny DJ in the middle while the chip holder part spins super fast.
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27 weeks on FB how has this not made it to this thread? Needs some gas and a match!
You clearly get good gummies in your neck of the woods. But I love your imagination.
LotsOfChips
Flush
I just keep seeing visions of Austin Powers or Matt Helm and their shag pads. This seems like it would fit right in...FB ad from Ali express. @MrCatPants perfect for future "Old Fasioned" table.
Dude you are right on! About 200mgs deep when I wrote that! I like the 100mg soda drinks.You clearly get good gummies in your neck of the woods. But I love your imagination.
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After the showdown the center slams upward, throwing the pot to the winner and whomever else is within the initial blast radius. Chaos ensues.
Then table has an overly loud countdown noise before it slams shut, then opens and shuts five more times.
Every time it opens players have the chance to grab whatever party favors are selected for the evening. Shooters of booze, scratchies, vapes and edies, jimmy hats etc.
I think it’ll be rad and the risk of getting your hand turned into a pancake takes the degen up to 11!
Hot Nuts
Full House
Poker Table
$100Listed 15 weeks ago in Greenville, NC
Perfect condition poker table. Custom built. Not a scratch. Comes from a smoke free home. If it’s still posted then it’s still available. Pick up only.
What issues do you see with this table?
I don't know about a poker table, but looks like a pretty nice small dining table.
Dodger
Flush
I had this exact table in my dining room a couple years back - minus the red leaf insert. It’s an elevated, counter-height table. Not even remotely close to a poker table.
I got the feeling there might be someone chained up in the opposite corner in that murder shed
All that's missing is a cage and two angry little people
TheYeti
3 of a Kind
What's with the frosted "windows"? Some kind of hole card camera??
Same here! But we still played some cards on it. It was actually a decent bar table.
I wonder what the hammer was used for or if it was just staged?
tabletalker7
Full House
Punishment for forgetting your blinds
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