So this is the urinal, where is the table? Go birds!!!
Fugly Poker Table Thread (69 Viewers)
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Professional 10 player poker table
$750This poker table was professionally built for 10 players. It has a padded playing surface with professional grade speed felt. Lowered chip trays and individual cup folders.
The overall length is 9 feet x 6 feet wide. The playing surface is 7’6” x 4’8”. The chip trays are 7”x20”.The table is a two piece construction. Table is heavy and very sturdy. The top has one stain that would probably come out. Does not come with chairs.
Built by WNC Man! They also put Ketchup on their barbecue.
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drdr
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Ai ad text detected!
I reckon they should throw in a deck of bowed kems to truly maximise cards flying off the table.
Now you can fold just like the Cowboys
9' x 6' ! @Tommy you could use this for a train layout
lol...my layout will have around 420 ft of track when done.
Got to be the worst idea ever.
"Jim, it your bet!"
"I did bet! See, there's my chips!"
Forget everything else wrong with this, I am trying to figure out the well in the middle...
drdr
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Snail racing table. First mollusc to the felt.
Lots of room for your chips...
drdr
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Slap on a few LED strips, got yourself a flying saucer.
This table is the equivalent of a bike tire in chips...
Ummm, can I see how many chips you have sir??
Sure, just get up and swing around over to this side of the table!
Sure, just get up and swing around over to this side of the table!
Mushmanchuman
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Hey someone tell this guy that Dusty Rhodes just called. He wants his poker table back.
Poker Zombie
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I assure you, nobody wants that back.
Mushmanchuman
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WTF is going on here...
drdr
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Well, that dog is certainly getting a nose full.
Mushmanchuman
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buzzmonkey
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Hey someone tell this guy that Dusty Rhodes just called. He wants his poker table back.
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Mushmanchuman
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This table hasn't MOOOved in over a year. It may have been posted here already but, it's bad enough to get posted twice.
Holy COW this thing is ugly. I'm UTTERLY shocked that someone made this.
Holy COW this thing is ugly. I'm UTTERLY shocked that someone made this.
WedgeRock
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Milking the puns...
I gotta say, I don't mind the shape but, the wood is a no from me
Poker Zombie
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Look, when you learned poker from playing on your Nintendo, your actual table design will suffer.
I suppose the maker had some bovine inspiration, but could have used an intervention instead.
Mushmanchuman
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Had too. Bad table. Bad jokes.
Am I right…?
…Let’s hear one for the troops!
Edit: I just got the milking joke.
ekricket
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They are udderly dumb jokes for sure
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