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Aircon isn’t a thing over here. The thought of buying a machine to make your place colder is mental :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

I open the fridge to get a heat!!
My house in Florida has two central air conditioners - one for the main floor and one for the room over the garage.

It's 30C or higher about 7-8 months each year, so it would be unlivable down here without some cooling.
 
My house in Florida has two central air conditioners - one for the main floor and one for the room over the garage.

It's 30C or higher about 7-8 months each year, so it would be unlivable down here without some cooling.
I’d melt in those temperatures. There’s a danger that my pale blue skin could turn white :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
I’d melt in those temperatures. There’s a danger that my pale blue skin could turn white :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
0% chance.

Mrs Zombie is Scottish. In the Florida sun, she goes directly to lobster-red walking from the car to the house. Five minutes later she becomes a pile of ash that I have to sweep up and reconstitute on a rainy day.
 
0% chance.

Mrs Zombie is Scottish. In the Florida sun, she goes directly to lobster-red walking from the car to the house. Five minutes later she becomes a pile of ash that I have to sweep up and reconstitute on a rainy day.
Yep, we have similar complexions, so I still haven't figured out why I live down here.
 
0% chance.

Mrs Zombie is Scottish. In the Florida sun, she goes directly to lobster-red walking from the car to the house. Five minutes later she becomes a pile of ash that I have to sweep up and reconstitute on a rainy day.
That happens quite a lot to Scottish people. We’re also allergic to garlic and religious iconography :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
Yep, we have similar complexions, so I still haven't figured out why I live down here.
Because you know that this is beautiful, until you have to go outside. Then it is utterly stupid.
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