Derail and WTF Merge Thread (20 Viewers)

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[justsomedude]

Too Soon with Alec Baldwin

 

[Highli99]

Note: I laughed at the cat sitting at the dinner table, thinking he was people.

I would never laugh at a member of the army. They have guys that can turn your head into a cloud of red mist from a little over a mile away.

 

[johnnycnote]

Note: I laughed at the cat sitting at the dinner table, thinking he was people.

I would never laugh at a member of the army. They have guys that can turn your head into a cloud of red mist from a little over a mile away.

Haha... It's all in good fun. Army, Navy, AF, Marines, CG... busting chops is kind of expected... I think it might even be mandatory

Edit: + Space Force!

 

[BonScot]

 

[BELGRADE]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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10£ for one.
35£ for two.

Bad at both taxidermy and maths.

 

[BonScot]

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[BonScot]

10£ for one.
35£ for two.

Bad at both taxidermy and maths.

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[BELGRADE]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1483710976755175424

 

[Beakertwang]

How are your net year’s resolutions going?

 

[monkeydog]

10£ for one.
35£ for two.

Bad at both taxidermy and maths.

Could be intentional.

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Ben8257]

"Hey Honey... can I snap a couple pictures of my chips on the Dinning Room table to list on eBay?"

"NO! Find somewhere else!"

Straight off eBay... no I can't make this Sh*t up... Chip pictures on the top of the Toilet!

 

[WedgeRock]

I thought that was you asking Brie, and I was thinking, "Ben selling AC Trump fivers?!"

 

[Ben8257]

I thought that was you asking Brie, and I was thinking, "Ben selling AC Trump fibers?!"

I actually did sell quite a few Trump $5s about a year ago on the forum. They were good for samples but didn't match the other $5s condition wise.

 

[Poker Zombie]

"Hey Honey... can I snap a couple pictures of my chips on the Dinning Room table to list on eBay?"

"NO! Find somewhere else!"View attachment 850363
Straight off eBay... no I can't make this Sh*t up... Chip pictures on the top of the Toilet!

Photographing with a cellphone is always better if there is some white in the shot for "white balance". If you don't have a white table, you need something white in the shot.

That said, I usually put a piece of paper in the shot, and then just crop it out.

This...

Becomes this...

Toilet not required - but at least he got a truer reproduction of the colors.

 

[Ben8257]

Photographing with a cellphone is always better if there is some white in the shot for "white balance". If you don't have a white table, you need something white in the shot.

That said, I usually put a piece of paper in the shot, and then just crop it out.

This...
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Becomes this...
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Toilet not required - but at least he got a truer reproduction of the colors.

Do you have all of the chips you need for that set MJ? I have a few racks of CPS chips still that could be relabeled, I see the 2022 on there but this is an already established set correct? So odd not seeing a Zombie on there. Haha

 

[WedgeRock]

So odd not seeing a Zombie on there.

When's the last time you saw Anthony Jenkins alive?

 

[Beakertwang]

I was a bit reluctant to post this, due to its political(?) and religious(?) nature, but the WTF content far outweighs the banned content.

 

[303Mike]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I choose C, none of the above.

 

[Beakertwang]

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The real challenge is getting in and out of my neighbor’s house without being noticed.

 

[Saoliver]

Can our friends around the world confirm this?

 

[WedgeRock]

US is wrong, but zero fucks given from me...

 

[k9dr]