Some questions to expect (list in progress):
* “Do you have a phone charger?” [Repeat for every major type of smartphone]
* “What’s your wi-fi password?” [Enters it incorrectly three times, asks again, you wind up typing it for them. Player next to them asks same question 5 minutes later]
* Big football game is on: “Can we watch the hockey game/tennis/soccer match instead?”
* “Do you have more seat cushions?” [Your chairs, though incredibly plush, will still hurt someone’s tender ass]
* “It’s too hot!” [Followed 5 minutes later by another player: “It’s too cold!”]
* “Mind if I try a nip from that really fancy bottle you have hidden behind five others on a high shelf above a sideboard in the other room?” [Proceeds to polish off 2/3rds of the $150 bottle]