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[pltrgyst]

We also use these things called grills. Damn tasty.

Definitely the best. And you can even find them grilled in Chicago ("Char-Dogs") and NYC, if you know where to look...

 

[upNdown]

If crock is full of wieners how you gonna make chili?

Checkmate

I don’t even like chili, but I love this.

My bottom line is that the quality of the dog is far more important than how it’s cooked. But that said, rollers are 100x cooler than a crockpot.

 

[slisk250]

If crock is full of wieners how you gonna make chili?

Checkmate

Plenty of options, more crockpots!

 

[slisk250]

But that said, rollers are 100x cooler than a crockpot.

Tell that to my famous Rosie’s Chili Verde and slow roasted pork shoulder. Your roller is a waste of counter space.

 

[upNdown]

Tell that to my famous Rosie’s Chili Verde and slow roasted pork shoulder. Your roller is a waste of counter space.

I’ll take the pork, hold the spicy bean soup, thank you!

 

[Omar65]

If crock is full of wieners how you gonna make chili?

Checkmate

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[Omar65]

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Not to mention the fact that I just received my hot dog roller yesterday and it is going into action with this Friday's game, so don't be raining on my new parade......

 

[slisk250]

Not to mention the fact that I just received my hot dog roller yesterday and it is going into action with this Friday's game, so don't be raining on my new parade......

This is a crock pot thread. Who is raining on which parade?

 

[jr8719]

I was cooking hot dogs yesterday and was thinking: is there a hot dog pr0n thread yet, where we post solely photos of our wonderful culinary creations? (No roller photos etc.)

 

[RowlettTexasChipGuy]

I was cooking hot dogs yesterday and was thinking: is there a hot dog pr0n thread yet, where we post solely photos of our wonderful culinary creations? (No roller photos etc.)

More Blasphemy....................no roller pron

 

[arch3r]

Hotdogs are meant to cook tip to tip not all rubbing against each other. It’s disturbing to even look at.

 

[TheBigTater]

c'mon.... Crock Pot pron is far less appealing that Hot Dog Roller pron.

 

[Darson]

Crockpots are how women cook hotdogs; they're practical, reliable, can be used for many other things and they're easy to use.

Rollers are how men cook hotdogs; they're mechanical, prone to break down, unnecessarily complicated, shiny and metal, take up way too much room, can only be used for one thing, cost a lot, make lots of noise and enable us to start a gazillion page thread where we post "pron" of our rollers.

 

[Frogzilla]

Plenty of options, more crockpots!

2nd crockpot should obviously be queso
3rd would be pulled pork
4th crockpot could be spared for cooking hot dogs so that it “tastes like it was rolled”

Or just roll em

Or steam them in your dishwasher and sear them on a griddle after

 

[Littleluck55]

This is how we do it in KY. A rake over the rim of a tractor. Mmm good

We make spider do the cooking.

 

[303Mike]

I think we can all at least agree on one thing: there’s no wrong way to cook a wiener (except maybe boiling it)

 

[moordb]

I think we can all at least agree on one thing: there’s no wrong way to cook a wiener (except maybe boiling it)

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[BGinGA]

I think we can all at least agree on one thing: there’s no wrong way to cook a wiener (except maybe boiling it)

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I like this guy...... that's the second time in two days I've busted out laughing at something he's posted.

Well done, sir. And welcome.

 

[WedgeRock]

Four hours to simulate the taste of a dog cooked an a roller? Did you hear what you just said?

I dont prefer hot dogs, they're a last resort, maybe twice a year item. Too much sodium, fat, and mystery meat

You're buying 'lips and assholes' hot dogs. Buy better weiners.

 

[slisk250]

I think we can all at least agree on one thing: there’s no wrong way to cook a wiener (except maybe boiling it)

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I’m curious just how stupid the guy was that “designed” those Oklahoma hot dog dick cookers...or whatever the hell they are. The platform blocks the heat from the dog. These are as worthless as a roller.

I‘ll never buy a roller or put one on the limited counter space in Rosie’s Bayou. That space is forever reserved for @PAZ and his Cinfully delicious Cinnamon Bread.

 

[RainmanTrail]

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This is how we do it in KY. A rake over the rim of a tractor. Mmm good

We make spider do the cooking.

I sure hope that rake isn't a dual purpose tool for a household with dogs.

 

[WedgeRock]

Raked home games? Sus af.

 

[markleteenie]

More rake

 

[303Mike]

I’m curious just how stupid the guy was that “designed” those Oklahoma hot dog dick cookers...or whatever the hell they are. The platform blocks the heat from the dog. These are as worthless as a roller.

I‘ll never buy a roller or put one on the limited counter space in Rosie’s Bayou. That space is forever reserved for @PAZ and his Cinfully delicious Cinnamon Bread.

I’m sure those Sooner dick cookers were designed with cooking “just the tip” in mind.