If you've ever seen authentic Indonesian coffee listed for $80+ a bag in the US and then quietly crawled into the shower to cry — you’ve found the right thread.
I’m headed to Indonesia soon — land of volcanoes, Komodo dragons, and coffee so good it makes your overpriced pour-over look like brown bathwater.
If you’re a fellow coffee snob, I’m happy to grab some real-deal beans while I’m there. I’ll re-ship when I’m back stateside.
Let me know what you're into: Sumatra? That spicy Bali roast that punches you in the face and whispers apologies later? I’m not hauling a duffel full of kopi luwak unless someone Venmos me hazard pay.
No decaf. No pods. No Folgers people. You know who you are.
I’m headed to Indonesia soon — land of volcanoes, Komodo dragons, and coffee so good it makes your overpriced pour-over look like brown bathwater.
If you’re a fellow coffee snob, I’m happy to grab some real-deal beans while I’m there. I’ll re-ship when I’m back stateside.
Let me know what you're into: Sumatra? That spicy Bali roast that punches you in the face and whispers apologies later? I’m not hauling a duffel full of kopi luwak unless someone Venmos me hazard pay.
Bean Options (depending on region availability):
- Sumatra – Earthy, chocolatey, low-acid. Great for espresso or French press.
- Toraja – Rich, spicy, full-bodied. Think bold with a brain.
- Bali Kintamani – Fruity, floral, citrus notes. Fancy pants stuff.
- Java – Smooth, balanced, classic — the OG “cup of Java.”
- Kopi Luwak – Yes, the cat-poop one. No, I won’t carry it unless you really want it and don’t mind sending funds advance. Disgusting.
Rough Cost:
- Expect around $15–25 per bag, depending on the region and roast.
- I’ll ship via USPS when I return, with tracking.
- Add actual shipping cost from me to you (probably $9-11 depending on size).
- No profit, just caffeine-fueled good will.
No decaf. No pods. No Folgers people. You know who you are.
