You know you're getting old when: (1 Viewer)

[upNdown]

You order a new pair of sneakers, and included in the box is a pamphlet from the Mayo Clinic telling old people how to walk.

Me>>>>>

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

This comes up on your Twitter(X) feed. Also happens to be the same year you graduated HS.

 

[rustycheerio]

you can't name a single modern popular musician...

 

[Machine]

You think that’s bad? I got that beat

I didn’t buy shit they just directly target me, I’m mid 40s ffs

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[Poker Zombie]

...when someone 10 years your junior says they are getting old.

Kid, in the next 10 years you're going to wish you were that age.

 

[Labrat]

I saw Billy Joel in concert when he had hair.

 

[Klobberer]

You wake up in pain after a strenuous dream.

 

[Tommy]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

 

[Sprouty]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

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But do you have them in brown too?

 

[Taghkanic]

...when someone 10 years your junior says they are getting old.

Kid, in the next 10 years you're going to wish you were that age.

I learned this lesson some years ago. If you want to feel younger, just talk to someone older who would kill to be your age again.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

This comes up on your Twitter(X) feed. Also happens to be the same year you graduated HS.
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Hell, I’d graduated high school, college and law school and got married by then. You’re still a young whippersnapper.

 

[Tommy]

But do you have them in brown too?

At least there is no velcro.

 

[CDC]

When you don't dare to over stretch yourself to pick up something!

 

[k9dr]

I’ve been getting targeted ads for burial insurance

 

[CraigT78]

When you see that Google is celebrating 25 years as a company.

 

[Sprouty]

At least there is no velcro.

Both of mine have faux laces. Yes I have a pair in both brown and black for all occasions.

 

[CraigT78]

This.

 

[chipinla]

I’ve been going through storage at my mom’s house and I came across my first driver license and it was in the same box as a Burger King ashtray.

Now excuse me while I go walk into the ocean.

 

[BPTDirector]

When it’s been 50 years since you joined the Air Force.

 

[chipinla]

When it’s been 50 years since you joined the Air Force.

I didn’t know you could join the Air Force when you were 3 years old…

 

[Taghkanic]

When you wake up an hour before sunrise no matter how late you stayed up.

 

[chippitydoodah]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

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It was those damn Howie Long commercials!

 

[Irish]

I’ve been going through storage at my mom’s house and I came across my first driver license and it was in the same box as a Burger King ashtray.

Now excuse me while I go walk into the ocean.
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Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

 

[Taghkanic]

Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

Shitty color printer? Now you’re making me feel old. My generation snuck into the school photo lab.

 

[Beakertwang]

I bought a pair of sneakers with no laces. They're not bad.

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I’m torn between “Kiziks look like old people shoes” and “I think I might buy myself a pair of Kiziks”.

 

[louBdub]

I now own zip up shoes with super squishy insoles.

 

[RocAFella1]

LeBum is playing in his 20th season

 

[chipinla]

Ahhh.... the days when all you needed to make a fake ID was a shitty color printer and a laminater.

That’s the origin story of @Josh Kifer ‘s milling business.

 

[Budha]

When you wake up an hour before sunrise no matter how late you stayed up.

Or, when you wake up sore - just from sleeping

 

[BPTDirector]

I didn’t know you could join the Air Force when you were 3 years old…
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I was a baby of 17 - turned 18 3 days into basic training.