Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (3 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

the second time it was relatively clear.

If you're looking for answers, it could just be a matter of hydration.

https://vitacures.com/why-is-my-semen-clear/

 

[MrCatPants]

If you're looking for answers, it could just be a better of hydration.

https://vitacures.com/why-is-my-semen-clear/

This is good advice i will pass it on. Health matters.

 

[WedgeRock]

*Edited for accuracy…

Accuracy? There was only two nut puddles, not three. I mean, if we're being "accurate."

 

[WedgeRock]

Okay, I made it to Page 10. I can't believe people are upset about being deceived. Or about not following their gut reaction that there was no way a 70-year old guy ejaculated twice in a short amount of time.

Refractory period only increases with age, boys.

 

[Budha]

Yeah maybe so. I’ve been told Kevin is delightful and knowledgeable in real life but I find @ekricket to be a bit of a troll.

And ok, I missed the double entendres in the OP of this thread and got swept along in the outrage over what has now been disclosed as a far less heinous act.

I do have a sense of humour but I never really found this thread to be humorous. I’m still pooey that I’ve spent way too much time arguing about it and @MrCatPants can stay on my shit list for making me feel stoopid.

I will take your advice though @TX_Golf_N_Poker and be more discerning about realty. I think it’s a good investment.

See, I do have a sense of humor.

I think we all had about 30 seconds of WTAF is going on here when we first read it.

Then, slowly the man-o-meter kicks in an says hold on here, wait - there is absolutely no f’ing way this happens at a table full of dudes and not go totally fck’n nuclear.

That’s just not happening, and sure as shit not in TX. Well maybe Dallas, but not Houston

 

[softchewy]

We've all nutted at inappropriate times or under inappropriate circumstances

Do you mind sharing your definition? I’m trying to wrap my head around what actually happened here.

Aye, there’s the rub

 

[Highli99]

 

[Josh Kifer]

I should punch you for this thread lol

I double dare you.

Because it's win win for me.

 

[Josh Kifer]

So tell us oh virtuous one, in “real life” when you are at work or at the supermarket and you go get in someone’s face and tell them you think they are an asshole - right to their face- how do they react? Don’t tell us you wouldn’t act like that in “real life” because that’s what you do here. And we know from you that how we act here is how we are in “real life”. Unless you are a hypocrite?

You are just a troll no better than anyone else. Read your posts just in this thread alone- all troll posts.

".... Wait. You're ekricket??! You seem so nice! "

Kam @ DiD probably.

Lololol

 

[mattross1313]

This story needs a commemorative chip design.

@BonScot

 

[BarrieJ3]

We've all nutted at inappropriate times or under inappropriate circumstances, but tonight really was a big "F U" to my game.

 

[Jamo925]

This was one hell of a roller coaster ride

 

[Ethan]

Imagine logging back into this after a year away…

 

[Ethan]

While sitting in this

 

[Josh Kifer]

While sitting in thisView attachment 1570191

I can always find mrcarparts from the droopy sad trex arms.

 

[MrCatPants]

I can always find mrcarparts from the droopy sad trex arms.

Go to bed.

 

[Ethan]

At least he had one butt hole

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Huge.

 

[Josh Kifer]

At least he had one butt hole

Bruh the fuuuccckkk

 

[thePokerClub]

This is the last time I look for interesting threads to read based on the number of views they have...

 

[CraigT78]

I re-read this thread and unblocked @MrCatPants just so I could block him again.

Also, I had a player nut on my rail. Disgusting.

 

[MrCatPants]

I re-read this thread and unblocked @MrCatPants just so I could block him again.

Also, I had a player nut on my rail. Disgusting.
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See what i did below? You and I had discussed.

Ok, first off, all of you people acting all incredulous should chill out a little. You probably don't host super often/with large amounts of people. If you do, sometimes stuff happens. This is definitely super gross but it wasn't like he did it on someone or asked someone to do it for him. He tried to keep it quiet and too himself.

And to further this point, I know for a fact that this has happened at another host's game.. He's literally shared a pic and we talked about it a bit at DiD. I didn't think it would ever happen to me, but like it was put into the universe - here we are.

So back to what to do, he's a pretty old man and a first time offender in really any sense. Does this get a little grace or nah?

 

[CraigT78]

See what i did below? You and I had discussed.

Hahaha I forgot all about that.

 

[Taghkanic]

I was playing in a private game with an older guy, smoker who clearly had serious lung problems… Kept wheezing and coughing hard.

Finally he had such a violent coughing fit that he kind of drooled/puked on himself. Room stank.

Someone handed him a roll of paper towels from the buffet, and he halfheartedly wiped his face, shirt and hands… Then pulled his chair back up to the table as if nothing happened.

I shot the host a look, and he finally made the guy go into the kitchen to more properly clean up. But I left not long after he returned. A high chance of someone coughing a lung onto the felt is where I draw the line I guess

 

[merkong]

But did he splash the pot?

 

[WedgeRock]

But did he splash the pot?

 

[dizzyChipper]

I re-read this thread and unblocked @MrCatPants just so I could block him again.

Also, I had a player nut on my rail. Disgusting.
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I'm not normally *this* good at reading players but I'm sure this guy has the nuts.

 

[MrCatPants]

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