No clue how I missed this thread.
15-16yo: grocery store clerk/deli counter
18-19: college student
19-20: office messenger at Lehman Bros
20-22: VIP/Private Client Services staff manager at Lehman Bros
22-25: customer logistics mgr for worldwide designer jewelry co, while resuming college
25-33: Supply chain and logistics coordinator/Warehouse and inventory control mgr/Shipping, receiving and customer service mgr for US HQ of worldwide costume jewelry company while continuing college part time
33-34: Warehouse and Inventory mgr for worldwide costume jewelry co while continuing college
34-35: Business mgr for online head shop
35-36: Sub Teacher/Finish Bachelors
36-Present: Sub teacher/Finish Masters
Should be graduating in May with my MSEd in Curriculum development and initial Secondary Ed teaching certification. Thanks to this history of nonsensically wasted time, I’m going to be a goddamn phenomenal and passionate teacher til I’m 63.
The best stories come from my Lehman days. Perfect storm of youth, naivete, new money, partying, and drink/drug-addled millionaires. Wolf of Wall Street type of shit, those days and nights were. Degenerates all!