Tourney TOURNAMENT WEAK (1 Viewer)

[MrCatPants]

PLAY TIGHT. COOLER PEOPLE OR GET SHORT. WIN FLIP OR BUST. WIN MORE FLIP OR BUST. WIN, BUT REALLY BE LUCKFUL EVERY TIME OF MATTERING.

TOURNAMENT WEAK. EVEN WHEN WIN, LOSE.

TOURNAMENT, GREEN CHIP, WEAK.

CONUNDRUM: TOURNAMENT SET STRONG, CASH SET WEAK. NEED SOLVE.

 

[TheRealStephen12]

Excuse me?

 

[MrCatPants]

Excuse me?

NO

 

[buffalojim]

You ok man? Blink twice for no.

 

[MrCatPants]

You ok man? Blink twice for no.

BLINK IS FOR WEAK EYES.

 

[buffalojim]

What we have here is a case of tournamentisism. I've seen this before. It is pretty common in the southern parts of the US and some regions of the Middle East and Asia Some remedies include walking around your chair, only looking at one card or just shoving to any raise. More drastic measures include drinking a bottle of Pepto Bismol and half a Flintstones vitamin or sacrificing a virgin on a full moon. You'll get through this.

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

PLAY TIGHT. COOLER PEOPLE OR GET SHORT. WIN FLIP OR BUST. WIN MORE FLIP OR BUST. WIN, BUT REALLY BE LUCKFUL EVERY TIME OF MATTERING.

TOURNAMENT WEAK. EVEN WHEN WIN, LOSE.

TOURNAMENT, GREEN CHIP, WEAK.

CONUNDRUM: TOURNAMENT SET STRONG, CASH SET WEAK. NEED SOLVE.

 

[doublebooyah85]

Drugs are cool. Drugs are cool.

 

[MrCatPants]

Drugs are cool. Drugs are cool.

YOU SAY SAME TWICE. YOU OK?

 

[TheRealStephen12]

Is "set" referring to chips or three of a kind with a pocket pair? Do you know this isn't your therapist you pay since nobody else wants to listen to your bad beats? What are you on?

 

[MrCatPants]

Is "set" referring to chips or three of a kind with a pocket pair? Do you know this isn't your therapist you pay since nobody else wants to listen to your bad beats? What are you on?

YOU NEW ROUND HERE

 

[AlbinoDragon]

PLAY TIGHT. COOLER PEOPLE OR GET SHORT. WIN FLIP OR BUST. WIN MORE FLIP OR BUST. WIN, BUT REALLY BE LUCKFUL EVERY TIME OF MATTERING.

TOURNAMENT WEAK. EVEN WHEN WIN, LOSE.

TOURNAMENT, GREEN CHIP, WEAK.

CONUNDRUM: TOURNAMENT SET STRONG, CASH SET WEAK. NEED SOLVE.

 

[ekricket]

TOURNAMENTS STRONG!!!!
PLAYER WEAK PLAYER NOT PLAN RIGHT

 

[MrBoosh]

 

[dinosaur]

EASY SOLVE. SELL TOURNAMENT SET.

 

[WedgeRock]

NEED SOLVE.

HAVE YOU TRIED DIVIDING BY ZERO?

 

[dpeks13]

 

[TheRealStephen12]

 

[MrCatPants]

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WHY TYPE LOT OF WORD. WEAR OUT PHONE, FINGERS.

 

[allforcharity]

GRAMMAR WEAK!

 

[MrCatPants]

GRAMMAR WEAK!

LEARN RULES FIRST. THEN DECIDE WHEN BREAK.

 

[Cratty]

PLAY TIGHT. COOLER PEOPLE OR GET SHORT. WIN FLIP OR BUST. WIN MORE FLIP OR BUST. WIN, BUT REALLY BE LUCKFUL EVERY TIME OF MATTERING.

TOURNAMENT WEAK. EVEN WHEN WIN, LOSE.

TOURNAMENT, GREEN CHIP, WEAK.

CONUNDRUM: TOURNAMENT SET STRONG, CASH SET WEAK. NEED SOLVE.

GREEN CHIP WEAK, YES.

CAT PANTS LOOK TOO LONG AT OWN GREEN CHIP AND NOW WEAK.

CONUNDRUM FALSE. CAT PANTS GREEN CHIP WEAK. GREEN CHIP BAD. CASH SET BIG STRONG. CASH SET TAKE PANTS OFF WOMEN CATS.

SOLVE: CAT PANTS NO BE WEAK. PULL UP PANTS AND BE BIG MAN CAT.

 

[ekricket]

WHY TYPE LOT OF WORD. WEAR OUT PHONE, FINGERS.

QUOTE TWAIN LOVE

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.

The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

 

[MrCatPants]

GREEN CHIP WEAK, YES.

CAT PANTS LOOK TOO LONG AT OWN GREEN CHIP AND NOW WEAK.

CONUNDRUM FALSE. CAT PANTS GREEN CHIP WEAK. GREEN CHIP BAD. CASH SET BIG STRONG. CASH SET TAKE PANTS OFF WOMEN CATS.

SOLVE: CAT PANTS NO BE WEAK. PULL UP PANTS AND BE BIG MAN CAT.

TOURNAMENT WEAK. THIS TOURNAMENT THREAD. YOU INTENSLY DIGRESS.

 

[Cratty]

FALSE. YOU SAY CASH SET WEAK. SOLVE BE YOU WRONG AND CASH SET BE NO WEAK.

 

[Labrat]

Me gets.

 

[Frogzilla]

CONUNDRUM: TOURNAMENT SET STRONG, CASH SET WEAK. NEED SOLVE.

A tournament set can become a cash set if you just raise the stakes a smidge?

 

[Cratty]

Or actually, just use a T.25 setup to that point off a base cash set. Then GREEN CHIP BIG STRONG.

 

[MrCatPants]

A tournament set can become a cash set if you just raise the stakes a smidge?

OR MAKE CENTS. MAKE SENSE?

 

[Frogzilla]

OR MAKE CENTS. MAKE SENSE?

All cash in and out translated to Vietnamese currency. “I raise you a million dongs”