Today's Banner Ad (3 Viewers)

[mrplacey]

When I log on, I feel like a kid in a candy store.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Thought that was an ad for the "Hard Candy Mafia" chipset.

 

[mrplacey]

Thought that was an ad for the "Hard Candy Mafia" chipset.

Not a hit in America, but it killed overseas.

 

[k9dr]

 

[BGinGA]

That @Mr Tree knows how to market and bring in a crowd!

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Highli99]

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I pledge allegiance to the flag....

 

[Saoliver]

I got distracted.

 

[Dr. Matt]

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I got distracted.

I’m assuming front closure mean front opening

 

[TheBigTater]

Could it be the thread I was reading..........

 

[Dr. Matt]

Ummm...no thanks. I’m good

 

[Beakertwang]

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Ummm...no thanks. I’m good

Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted?

Me: Just holding hands would be fine, thanks.

 

[k9dr]

 

[Dr. Matt]

I’d be surprised if any forum members are trying to get an edge on college admissions...

Where are my foreign dating wedsite ads??

 

[Poker Zombie]

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I’d be surprised if any forum members are trying to get an edge on college admissions...

Where are my foreign dating wedsite ads??

Especially since I get 3 phone calls a day telling me how to refinance my (non-existent) student loans.

 

[Max D]

Is it just me or is it really?

 

[Mr Winberg]

Group buy?

 

[RocAFella1]

Is it because @k9dr liked my posts?

 

[Beakertwang]

Group buy?

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I’m not attractive enough to pull this off, but I love it for some strange reason.

 

[CraigT78]

Why would any web tracker think I'd be interested in Non-alcoholic anything??

 

[Psypher1000]

Eh?

 

[abby99]

I didn't grab a screen shot, but today's ad was from an ad blocker. They should (but didn't) use this line: "If you can see this ad, you need me."

 

[RocAFella1]

Happy Memorial Day weekend!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Happy Memorial Day weekend!
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I stood up and saluted.

...well, part of me did

 

[Max D]

WTF?

 

[Poker Zombie]

WTF?
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I went to that website.

Pokerisstupid.com is stupid.

It was worth the chuckle reading "All phrases are copyrighted and owned by Poker Is Stupid™. These phrases cannot be printed on other items without the consent of Poker Is Stupid.™ "

Apparently we all owe that douchebag a lot of money for using phrases like "poker is stupid", "can't put me on tilt", "I'm just here for the chips", "nice rack", and dozens of other phrases.

 

[WedgeRock]

All those jokes about the Washing Machine collectors... Big Brother is taking me seriously...

 

[BGinGA]

Love the agitating/sudsing action on that model during the heavy-duty cycle.

 

[WedgeRock]

So @btbmason is finally selling his house?

 

[Zmasterben]

Wrong chipping, idiots!

 

[RocAFella1]

Well now...