Things That Are Bullsh*t (9 Viewers)

[MatB]

You know, if I want to play around and do taxidermy.
No one’s business but my own.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

They think it’s funny to play this at hockey when we come out of the refs room. Knowing it gets stuck in my head. Bastards. That’s bullshit too

Played this at my wedding, DJ was a big Braves fan but played it anyways...you havent seen so many excited I-talians since Rocky came out. Song isnt deep or anything but will always have a special place with me lol, almost broke that floor.

 

[RivieraDanny]

American sports…. F***ing weirdos. Play the same sports as the rest of us

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* second attempt at posting this. Put it in wrong thread because I’m drunk.

Why? We like real sports.......

 

[JMC9389]

Drink more whiskey

This is the problem. I did a dry January.

 

[BGinGA]

This is the problem. I did a dry January.

Well i hope you don't try that stupid fuckin' shit again.

 

[Beakertwang]

They most likely need some homeowners to come stand around and give them advice. City crews love help

Homeowners that keep coming out to "help" me fix this water leak is Bullshit.

All I did was walk out and ask what happened, and if they knew how long it would take. Then I went back to bed.

At first, I was concerned I had forgotten to pay the water bill.

 

[ekricket]

All I did was walk out and ask what happened, and if they knew how long it would take. Then I went back to bed.

At first, I was concerned I had forgotten to pay the water bill.

Lol you did the same amount of work that three of those guys standing around are doing.

 

[Highli99]

Living 1/4 mile north of a reservoir that provides water to several million people in a metropolitan area, yet not having access to public water. Stupid geography.

 

[ekricket]

Living 1/4 mile north of a reservoir that provides water to several million people in a metropolitan area, yet not having access to public water. Stupid geography.

Plumbing poverty is real. These are areas without complete indoor plumbing - usually means no municipal or well water supply

 

[krafticus]

Plumbing poverty is real. These are areas without complete indoor plumbing - usually means no municipal or well water supply

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Never realized this, as I've always lived in areas where this is not even a thing... Interesting for sure. Heck, I've never lived anywhere that wasn't connected to public water

 

[BGinGA]

Only lived one place where the only publicly-supplied utility was electricity (middle-of-nowhere MI). Had a well for water, septic tank for sewage, and a huge propane tank for heat.

Pro tip: Never forget to get the propane tank filled in February.

 

[softchewy]

but I am not about to go out and try to create a unicorn

as if..

I don't entirely get it.

however there are other chips that I find more appealing

enough, we get it.. how many differnt ways do you need to tell us you have bad taste.

 

[Mojo1312]

enough, we get it.. how many differnt ways do you need to tell us you have bad taste.

Ummm..... Three?

 

[softchewy]

Ummm..... Three?

your avatar is deceiving.

 

[BonScot]

Why? We like real sports.......

Weird sports where you wear crash helmets and padding then call them the World Series when there’s only teams from the US and a couple from Canada that take part…

Scotland should copy that idea as we get pumped rotten in any sports we participate in against teams from the rest of the world

 

[Poker Zombie]

Scotland should copy that idea as we get pumped rotten in any sports we participate in against teams from the rest of the world

Your fault for excelling in caber tossing to the point everyone else is afraid to even try to compete.

 

[mburnznj]

Is haggis even a delicacy?

 

[upNdown]

Your fault for excelling in caber tossing to the point everyone else is afraid to even try to compete.

Is that the one with the telephone pole?

 

[krafticus]

Weird sports where you wear crash helmets and padding then call them the World Series when there’s only teams from the US and a couple from Canada that take part…

Scotland should copy that idea as we get pumped rotten in any sports we participate in against teams from the rest of the world

 

[JohnnyR80]

lmao

 

[BGinGA]

He def needs some padding and a crash helmet. Maybe another drink, too.

 

[AK Chip]

Plumbing poverty is real. These are areas without complete indoor plumbing - usually means no municipal or well water supply

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Who needs your fancy pants city slicker indoor plumbing.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Is that the one with the telephone pole?

Yep. Disconnect the power lines and throw the pole.

The amount of scotch that led to this activity must have been immense.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

compare apples to penguins

@glynn Now THAT'S an unfair comparison; things that are bullshit??? PENGUINS. Gross, awful animals with no land predators. Entire Antarctic islands run red with their krill-shits, the smell is some of the worst I've ever encountered and I worked sewage rehabilitation. March of the Penguins didn't show them sliding and belly-boarding in their own shit rivers.

 

[upNdown]

@glynn Now THAT'S an unfair comparison; things that are bullshit??? PENGUINS. Gross, awful animals with no land predators. Entire Antarctic islands run red with their krill-shits, the smell is some of the worst I've ever encountered and I worked sewage rehabilitation. March of the Penguins didn't show them sliding and belly-boarding in their own shit rivers.

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[BonScot]

Your fault for excelling in caber tossing to the point everyone else is afraid to even try to compete.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Is that a euphemism?

Is that a brag?

 

[ekricket]

@glynn Now THAT'S an unfair comparison; things that are bullshit??? PENGUINS. Gross, awful animals with no land predators. Entire Antarctic islands run red with their krill-shits, the smell is some of the worst I've ever encountered and I worked sewage rehabilitation. March of the Penguins didn't show them sliding and belly-boarding in their own shit rivers.

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[NotRealNameNoSir]

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Gross. You were there for December, theyre on best behavior and thats still gross.

Come February and they're having their poo parties. I still smell it.

Under a federal grant we were tagging them. Heres me holding a penguin covered in shit. Great fun.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

It's bullshit when you have to wipe your ass with paper towels because your teenage daughters cannot pee without using half a damn roll of toilet paper each time so you go through a 12 pack in a few days.

Hypothetically, of course.