The Offical "Weird Things People Leave Behind at Your Poker Nights" Thread (2 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

Tiny coolah, found outside.

 

[Rhodeman77]

I seem to find a lot of self-worth, confidence, and self esteem laying around on the floor mixed with tears.

 

[MrCatPants]

I seen to find a lot of self-worth, confidence, and self esteem laying around on the floor mixed with tears.

sounds like a blast

 

[Machine]

I seem to find a lot of self-worth, confidence, and self esteem laying around on the floor mixed with tears.

would you consider bottling it and reselling it? I'd give it a try

 

[LowerBama1714]

I pic, but one game we found a pocket knife (a nice one) clipped to my dogs collar….we thought someone was trying to threaten us because she’s annoying as hell and likes to run up the invisible fence line and bark at other dogs (she’s a “puppy”).

Pretty dumb assumption when I think about it.

She rubbed up against someone at the table and declipped it right out of a dudes pocket.

He was a guest of a guest so he wasn’t in the group text…

 

[bergs]

I seem to always end up leaving my dignity under the table, it seems to usually happen after I’ve finished crying under the table just so often feel so safe under there

Shut the fuck up widja 3 straight flush club 7s.

 

[bergs]

- half eaten tuna sandwich
- dental floss
- a pair of well used pliers
- Guinness’ favorite vans slipons
- many hats
- sushi (unopened, not refrigerated)
- 2 AA batteries in a ziplock

These are a few of my favorite things.