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[Zmasterben]

Nooker: A hilarious over-confident lackey who purchased himself a bracelet after a local Minnesota win, crowed loudly in 3rd person about some guy named Nooker (turned out to be himself) finishing 1,251 (out of 2,350) at the wsop, and later coined the catch-phrase "sponscer" along with "bum puppet" (predecessor to "scrub donkey") to describe us all after EVERYBODY then started posting in 3rd person about their own accomplishments and every day duties.

Original 2010 thread has been lost forever thanks to the now-defunct chiptalk.trashbin, but here's a local thread full of fun about the topic:
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/nooker-interview-from-2010-wpt-borgata.9354/

along with a fond remembrance:
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...-chipping-through-the-ages.18063/#post-324447

It was one of the funniest threads ever in the history of the chipping community. BGinGA remembers it well.

Nooker stands with @UKcollector , and does not support the bullying that has happened in this thread.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

SixSpeedFury appreciates the Bonds jetons and plaques, and does not understand what the brouhaha was all about. Then he saw UK Nooker go off. Now SixSpeedFury understands.

 

[Highli99]

highli99 would like the nooker's phone number, because he would like to call and tell him he won something. Specifcally highli99 hit the jackpot on the chocolate cow slot at MGM National Harbor. Actually it was the ATM at MGM National Harbor. Actually it was the ATM at a Baltimore 7-11. And the withdrawls was denied for insufficent funds. Highli99 retracts his request for nooker's phone number.

 

[WedgeRock]

Let’s just thank our respective deities we don’t have to deal with this user in person.

I believe he sold a lot of Aransas Queens not long ago.

 

[Toby]

Commemorative tee

Beverage vessel

Vinyl stickers

Throw cushion

Framed print

Eco-friendly tote bag

Biscuit tin

Baby grow

Back tattoo (also available as tramp stamp)

 

[1A25R]

those are testicles ?

 

[BGinGA]

Bum puppets.

 

[nitzilla]

Nitzilla approves of this thread now......

 

[SixSpeedFury]

We were bum puppets way before we were scrub donkeys

 

[Highli99]

those are testicles ?

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In my mind’s eye, I pictured a bum puppet was one of those puppets where you put your hand up the butt into the body and arms of the puppet. This takes it another direction but I like it.

 

[BarrieJ3]

I believe he sold a lot of Aransas Queens not long ago.

This post will get lost in the shuffle. And many will see it and not understand. But this sir, deserves the likes of every PCFer.

 

[Polochris]

Anyone have cliff notes for this thread?