Discussion in 'Poker Tube' started by Anthony Martino, Dec 29, 2015.
Cliffs: It's not easy to come in 1340th of a field of 3245. It's even harder if you have to talk about it while referring to yourself in the 3rd person.
Oh, the memories.....
BGinGA totally misses nooker, and the good old days when the mean girls were just mere bum puppets.
rowlin approves of said win.
bergs wonders if winning the Twin City Open was as impressive as H|Q conquering Maine in the last great ASM tourney ever.
bergs also wants to remind The Nooker that bergs like totally shipped the Derby City Showdown in 2013, and came in 9th of 26 players at the 2014 DCS event.
bergs would also be remiss in not mentioning that bergs completely binked the Clinton Poker Tour championship in 2009, besting a field of the best 14 poker players that happened to be in Dolomite128's basement that night.
bergs also has a 100% final table appearance rate in tournaments with 10 or fewer people.
12thman would feel so much cooler if he knew what everybody besides 12thman was talking about.
Hot Nuts is impressed with Nooker's $28,351 cash back in 2010. With that solo cash, it puts Nooker in 40,386th place on the all-time money list (only $1 behind Sivar Erzen and William Hamilton who are tied for 40,384th place). The cash brought out the really big sponscers from the greater Twin Cities area, allowing Nooker to travel all over Minnesota binking tourneys. Nooker was also able to upgrade his license plate:
Plus, Nooker got to put his arm around hot bitches. Nooker loves hot bitches. I'm talking about Mike Sexton, of course.
Toby suggests you peruse the original thread. While the thread title is about a poker win, Toby thinks the real win was nookster being outted and his rich repertoire of colorful insults
That was incredible. He joins Chiptalk then only makes a post about winning some satellite 7 months prior into a $1500 Vegas event, in 3rd person.
Thanks for reviving some of the funniest shit I've ever read re: poker.
tommythecat would like to remind everyone that nooker won a bracelet in that MN satellite tourney (that he bought himself).
Stocky would like to remind people Nooker also had sponcers
tommythecat would like to let stocky know that he misspelled sponscers. tommythecat knows he is being a pedant but decided it was justifiable to keep a nooker thread going.
Stocky apologizes for being a bum puppet. Sponscers is ofcourse the correct spelling.
Stocky also plans to buy a bracelet the next time he wins a PCF tournament.
Hot Nuts believes Nooker might have gone bust. Be sure to click on "more results."
Ahhh Nooker. FDLmold remembers that thread.
Sixspeedfury would like everyone to know that you too can win buy a championship for only $24.99
I found out what Nooker is up to these days.
Nooker quit poker to start up a band. Nooker's band "The Bum Puppets" finished 19th in a Minnesotapalooza out of 27 bands. They are now off to the Greater Twin City Area to compete in an all expenses paid trip for the best Billy Joel cover band.
rowlin is on the floor dying.
If that's true Nooker is more bust than you bum puppets, get on his level!
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