Funny Poker Expressions for Custom Bounty Chips - Looking for Suggestions! (2 Viewers)

[Moxie Mike]

Who's the funniest Scrub Donkey on PCF?

I need to send some phrases to my Graphic Designer to print on the custom bounty chips I'm having made. One side will say 'bounty/rebuy' - while the other side will say something funny/snarky. I am having 20 bounty chips made - all with their own phrase. The chips are 43mm ceramics, so space is limited.

If you post something and I use it, I'll have an additional chip made for you when I place my order

Here are some I've come up so far:

• Bounties won are twice as nice as bounties earned.
• It's a good thing these rebuy chips aren't numbered.
• If it weren't for bad luck, I'd win every bounty.
• The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.
• The kiddie game is down the street.
• Just play every hand. You can't miss them all!
• 9-High like a boss didn't work out so well.
• It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his bounty.
• I wasn't able to spot the sucker at the table.
• I thought he was bluffing.
• I thought Q-6 was good.
• But they were suited!
• A fool and his bounty are soon parted.
• I'd rather someone take my wife to Fantasyland!
• Turned out, it wasn't a position raise.
• I should have used my 'one-time'.
• Turns out, a pair of balls doesn't beat everything.
• I really need to learn when to fold'em.
• 100% VPIP is +EV.
• I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.
• He looked like a man beaten by jacks.
• I feel so unsyatis fide.
• This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check! He trapped me!
• Nyet, nyet. He beat me. Straight up.
• Pay him. Pay that man his money.
• People insist on calling it luck.

Whatcha got?

 

[CraigT78]

That's some God Damn Runner Runner Luckbox Bullshit if I've ever seen it.

 

[Moxie Mike]

That's some God Damn Runner Runner Luckbox Bullshit if I've ever seen it.

Awesome. We'll just have to use .25 size font

 

[surfik]

transplant donor card

 

[Taghkanic]

I’d go shorter, or these will be illegible... Say:

“Oh, what the hell”

“I’m here to gamble”

“I’m probably beat”

“Better to be lucky than good”

“Fuck it”

 

[Sparty]

"oh well...it was time to go home and kick the dog anyway."
"I came here for the pot".

 

[Ethan]

“Another buying!?

...We'll just have to use .25 size font

”

 

[allforcharity]

"This is mutiny, Mr. Christian!"

 

[Saoliver]

“Nice hand” which is poker for “Go fuck yourself.”

 

[DRacula]

NO GAMBOL NO FUTURE

Ayah!

Date with an 8

9 ball corner pocket

 

[ChipFinderSK]

“All you can eat” did not work; time for “All you can drink”

 

[k9dr]

With props to @Redbelly :

You are now free to move about the cardroom

 

[Sparty]

BOUNTY the quicker picker upper

 

[WedgeRock]

"At least I still have 4 wheels on my car."

 

[k9dr]

Oops

 

[12thMan]

With props to @Redbelly :

You are now free to move about the cardroom

My favorite bounty chip ever, the perfectness of it with the set wins everything. So cool.

 

[surfik]

two sided.................. pitcher / catcher

 

[Racer96]

NHGGGFY

Mike

 

[BGinGA]

value tree-fiddy

 

[BonScot]

About to go on tilt, need more chips

can’t be a calling station without chips to call with

this donkey needs new shoes

Lost my chips playing like a maniac. That was BOUNTY happen

it could be worse... I could be at home with the wife

The last time I saw chips disappear that quickly was when Rebel Wilson stopped her diet.

Looks like only one kid gets to go to college

I’m gonna have to tell the wife I got mugged on the way home again

 

[p5woody]

“Nice hand” which is poker for “Go fuck yourself.”

↑ This was the first thing I thought of

Here are couple of more:
winner winner chicken dinner
Stupid is as stupid does

here is my bounty chip:

 

[Pinball]

it all started with AK....

 

[BGinGA]

Yeah, I had pocket Jacks.

 

[Sparty]

“Time to visit the hot dog roller and make myself a sandwich”.

 

[Moxie Mike]

The last time I saw chips disappear that quickly was when Rebel Wilson stopped her diet.

Brutal.

 

[Moxie Mike]

First mockups are in. Thoughts?

 

[FordPickup92]

I've heard "guess we know who the poker player in the family is" said to my significant other and it was probably one of the rudest things I've ever heard someone say... I also got "can't beat beginners luck" when I won my first tourney and destroyed him lol

 

[Saoliver]

I've heard "guess we know who the poker player in the family is" said to my significant other and it was probably one of the rudest things I've ever heard someone say... I also got "can't beat beginners luck" when I won my first tourney and destroyed him lol

If I were a women, this would certainly piss me off to hear. However, the way my mind works, I'm thinking "How can I use this to my advantage?" Stories that I've heard from Jennifer Harmon come to mind. You now have knowledge about your opponent. Use it.

 

[FordPickup92]

If I were a women, this would certainly piss me off to hear. However, the way my mind works, I'm thinking "How can I use this to my advantage?" Stories that I've heard from Jennifer Harmon come to mind. You now have knowledge about your opponent. Use it.

I do. Hes not Ben or I's favorite person... at all. What's funny is if I'm in a hand and making solid bets he almost always folds....

 

[tabletalker7]

THE COOKIE LIED!