Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

There's $10 worth of lumber there. Gonna take some labor to get back down to bare surface.

 

[BEANO52]

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Imagine this table in the "Velvet Lounge" Kansas City @Ben8257 , perfect fit!

 

[WedgeRock]

That looks like velvet was used for the field. Velvet does not slide. Ask me how I know.

 

[Tonysquander]

That looks like velvet was used for the field. Velvet does not slide. Ask me how I know.

@WedgeRock still has velvet burn scars in his private areas lol

 

[chippitydoodah]

That looks like velvet was used for the field. Velvet does not slide. Ask me how I know.

 

[roughrabbit]

LVP rail is pretty epic.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Prospective buyer: "This table has no legs. What am I supposed to do with it?"

Seller: "Duh, it was meant to be laid on the floor"

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

LVP rail is pretty epic.
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I call foul. This is not a poker table.

 

[Gunnar]

I call foul. This is not a poker table.

There are many photos in this threat of what I would not call a poker table

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

There are many photos in this threat of what I would not call a poker table

Fair enough. Objection withdrawn.

 

[EmptyPocs]

View attachment 1691579Not the craziest price I've seen.

it cost more in lost time making and following thru with that add than to just leave out at the curb with a "free' sign in crayon

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

Here's what happens when you get tired of your air hockey table and clearly don't play poker...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Here's what happens when you get tired of your air hockey table and clearly don't play poker...

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...and have 2 friends that don't have legs.

 

[Poker Zombie]

...and have 2 friends that don't have legs.

...and 2 other friends that don't drink.

 

[Vinyard]

Here's what happens when you get tired of your air hockey table and clearly don't play poker...

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So painful to look!!!!!!

 

[BEANO52]

Classic utility cable spool . . .

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Classic utility cable spool . . .

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Dibs old guy walker chair thing w/ brakes along with blow mattress with bag.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Keep burying it with junk, then douse with the gasoline.

 

[Booshme]

LVP rail is pretty epic.
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Great for minigolf during breaks

 

[Mushmanchuman]

I actually got sick to my stomach when I saw this thing. Any micro-biologists wanna way in on whatever is growing on this table? It might be a brand new organism. I call it "fuglyustableusgrossnus"