Fugly Poker Table Thread (61 Viewers)

[Hot Nuts]

Trying to imagine which chips would work with this one.

Spoiler

None!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Trying to imagine which chips would work with this one.

 

[FrankBlack]

 

[FrankBlack]

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Featuring some legs.

 

[Himewad]

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[Poker Zombie]

First 4 players get a stick to bludgeon the table builder?

 

[Mushmanchuman]

First 4 players get a stick to bludgeon the table builder?

Or… the first player to arrive must assemble a shelf or two (brackets provided, no shelves) and help the host with his lathe.

 

[Huskerchipper]

Ad reads OBO soooooo......

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[WedgeRock]

Thinking about buying? Listen to the sign on the wall.

STOP!

 

[Mushmanchuman]

We have seen some pretty bad tables but this one may be one of the worst.

Is seat/hole #7 about to become a glory hole?

 

[FlyEaglesFly]

“needs attention” is an understatement on this one

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

“needs attention” is an understatement on this one View attachment 1562116

At least he recognizes where it should go.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Price slashed (just like the forrest to make this)

https://www.facebook.com/share/16xeQKwp4g/

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

Price slashed (just like the forrest to make this)

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https://www.facebook.com/share/16xeQKwp4g/

I mean, slashing it to 1% of the original price MUST mean it is a good deal, right?? Right?? RIGHT??

 

[Poker Zombie]

One more 99% sale, and it might be worth the price of the cupholders.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[chippitydoodah]

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G'aaaargh...might this be a poker table from The Black Pearl?

 

[Tonysquander]

G'aaaargh...might this be a poker table from The Black Pearl?

Not sure but wish that camo worked a heck of a lot better so I did not have to see this table

 

[Mushmanchuman]

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[redstar]

Ever wanted I tile racetrack on your table? Found on fb marketplace.

 

[WedgeRock]

Ever wanted I tile racetrack on your table?

 

[chipinla]

Welp, that’s a new one…

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[Mushmanchuman]

Ever wanted I tile racetrack on your table? Found on fb marketplace.View attachment 1570125

 

[Mushmanchuman]

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It puts the lotion on the chips..

 

[chipinla]

It puts the lotion on the chips..

It puts the oil on the chips…

 

[Poker Zombie]

The answer to the eternal question; "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

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...and you can make it into a table.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[abby99]

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On the bright side, at least the builder showed some restraint and didn't adorn the base with some of those images. Less is more, right?

 

[WedgeRock]

Looks like @jayfiggy's table...