Fugly Poker Table Thread (70 Viewers)

[roughrabbit]

lmk if anyone needs the link

 

[AlbinoDragon]

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The rake on this table is outrageous!

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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I'll pass on the table but I kinda like the rakes.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Raked home games are illegal.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Legs may not be designed to fold, but they will fold.

And I have an x-ray to prove it.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

The rake on this table is outrageous!

At least the rakes are pretty small...

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

When all eight players are double fisting drinks, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

When all eight players are double fisting drinks, what could possibly go wrong?

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That's a cigar table. One of those is for your ashtray. The other for your whiskey glass.

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

That's a cigar table. One of those is for your ashtray. The other for your whiskey glass.

I learn something new every day

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I learn something new every day

Honestly, I have no clue. I just made that up...

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

Honestly, I have no clue. I just made that up...

Like I said, I prove myself to be a dumbass every day.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Honestly, I have no clue. I just made that up...

The only reason I questioned the cigar table concept is because it lacks burn marks and ground in ash.

If this thread has taught me anything, it's "Facebook Marketplace causes dirt and stains to accumulate on tables ".

 

[chippitydoodah]

https://www.facebook.com/share/19AHT8XdX5/

 

[allforcharity]

To be fair, the table is not as fugly as the case of chips.

 

[TheYeti]

Are we supposed to sit on the floor?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Must be worth every penny.

They obviously don't cut corners.

 

[EastCoastCali]

Welp, that’s a new one…

 

[Poker Zombie]

Nifty idea. Why not just make a drawer?

 

[allforcharity]

I was just wondering why you would need a trap door for pots.

 

[Hot Nuts]

 

[Mushmanchuman]

We all win down here!

 

[Hot Nuts]

We all win down here!

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Clown gloryhole?

 

[Silverwind]

Nifty idea. Why not just make a drawer?

Drawers? Drawers? You supposed to be wearing the drawers!

Poker Table Set (Seats 6)
$500

Custom 5' round poker table with double layered velvet top and vinyl padding. Includes 6 chairs.Comfortably seats 5 but can accommodate 6 if needed.Great for card games or tabletop gaming.

Reminds me of my grandmothers toilet seat. The one with a couple rips in the foam.

You wanted some drawers, here you go! Und remember no low balling!

 

[Hot Nuts]

Custom poker table $150​

Custom Star Wars themed poker table. new felt and arm rest

 

[ekricket]

Custom poker table $150​

Custom Star Wars themed poker table. new felt and arm rest


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I know that’s Star Wars, but that’s not really Star Wars. That’s a two hour commercial for toys

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[chippitydoodah]

Isn't that the Maryland State Flag?

 

[chippitydoodah]

Or was that the crest of Xanthia in Role Models?

 

[abby99]

Custom poker table $150​

Custom Star Wars themed poker table. new felt and arm rest


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Trying to imagine which chips would work with this one.