Fugly Poker Table Thread (34 Viewers)

[upNdown]

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Not a poker table from ANY century

 

[longflop]

"Remember Danny, two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left"

"You take drugs Danny?"
"Every Day"
"Good, then what's your problem?"

 

[bonesnjnts]

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was found here.

 

[allforcharity]

"Designing in bad taste since 1925!"

 

[Jambine]

was found here.

Should have left it there. I kinda like that one

 

[MatB]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Looks like it was stolen off a pinball machine.

 

[allforcharity]

If the black part were blue, then it could be Spider-Man's table!

 

[Jz44]

Custom granicrete table for the low low price of $1,800!

 

[longflop]

Custom granicrete table for the low low price of $1,800!
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great table until you toss a chip into the pot and it chips. It would be easy to clean!

 

[AceFour]

Looks like live rounds in the resin.

 

[Gameface]

Looks like live rounds in the resin.

In case of emergency break resin!

 

[Slick51o]

Looks like live rounds in the resin.

I mean, we can't see the primer, but with the decision making skills these people have expressed......I wouldn't doubt it

 

[allforcharity]

Can the anvil drop there, too?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not sure which is worse... concrete table, or faux dice chips permanently imprinted onto table...

 

[navels]

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[longflop]

now hold on, there's potential there.

 

[allforcharity]

For the next level fashionistas out there....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/105511396148241/search?query=poker chips

 

[Gear]

I literally shuddered.

 

[T_Chan]

For the next level fashionistas out there....

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/105511396148241/search?query=poker chips

What a coincidence, that's the table we'll be using tonight! It matches my leggings.

 

[Poker Zombie]

For the next level fashionistas out there....

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/105511396148241/search?query=poker chips

Comes with dealer though...

 

[longflop]

No one cares that she flips every other card.

 

[Old State]

From an online article. Says “for winners only”

 

[TheBigTater]

For the next level fashionistas out there....

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/105511396148241/search?query=poker chips

I think trying to play on that might give me a seizure.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

View attachment 164249 From an online article. Says “for winners only”

 

[Schmendr1ck]

View attachment 164249 From an online article. Says “for winners only”

 

[Poker Zombie]

That table pops up every few years. He only wants five-figures for it, yet it still hasn't sold.

Must be because it is "for winners only", but you would have to be a total loser to buy it.

 

[Jambine]

Comes with dealer though...

SOLD !

 

[allforcharity]

I think trying to play on that might give me a seizure.

Sorry, were you referring to the leopard-clad table or the leopard-clad woman?