Fugly Poker Table Thread (46 Viewers)

Offer him $20, recloth it and pad and vinyl the rail. Don’t like cupholders in the cloth either.

I wonder how old the OG builder was…

Man, come to think of it, who here wished they could back to wood shop class in HS and build a table. Instant A for the term just for the idea. Then you tell Mr. Teacher that you can kick them out one a month and make a killing.
 
The wrinkles in the speedcloth are designed to cover your cupholder as you pull a pot, negating the usual problem with holes on the play surface.
And the exposed staples ensure you don't pull too hard, lest you slice up your fingers.

wtf, seriously
 
Offer him $20, recloth it and pad and vinyl the rail. Don’t like cupholders in the cloth either.

I wonder how old the OG builder was…

Man, come to think of it, who here wished they could back to wood shop class in HS and build a table. Instant A for the term just for the idea. Then you tell Mr. Teacher that you can kick them out one a month and make a killing.
There's the rub - You need to take both woodshop, sewing class, and have 6-8 friends.
 
Sounds like any old day in the Teachers Lounge. And, unlike The Godfather Club, smoking probably allowed. At least it was in the 80’s.
You're not kidding. My mom was a teacher at my elementary school in the 70s. Walking in the teachers' lounge during recess or lunch was like getting stuck in an industrial smokestack. Smoke was so thick it hung at the ceiling like a toxic cloud.
 

Custom Poker Table​

$175

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The wrinkles, the exposed staples, or the miscut at the joint? Please identify the faux pas you are referencing.
The joint. That’s a red line for me. The staples and wrinkles are cool for now and bro was gonna upgrade the felt and stain the arm rail one day anyways.
 
This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

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A "90% OFF !" sale at Joann's Fabrics is a hard draw.

It's like a shitty $10 bj. Only ten bucks and crappy, but still a bj....
 
This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

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Maybe this one does some sort of double-duty as an area rug?


Price drop will have to get into the negatives to be worth it. And those cup holders look barely big enough to hold a shot glass, never mind the subgenius-level placement of them.
 
Maybe this one does some sort of double-duty as an area rug?



Price drop will have to get into the negatives to be worth it. And those cup holders look barely big enough to hold a shot glass, never mind the subgenius-level placement of them.

Hate the table and cup holder placement, but the cup holders look like jumbo to me.
 

Poker Gambling Tables​

$200

Details​

  • Condition
    Used - like new
  • Color
    Black [like how much more black could it be....the answer...none...none more black]
Table with edges. No legs.

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Tables? There's more than 1?


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Ooooh that rail....can't unsee that rail
 
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