Fugly Poker Table Thread (7 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Local find. Handmade, epoxy, only $1200.

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Question to epoxy poker table builders everywhere...

WHY?

 

[LeGold]

Question to epoxy poker table builders everywhere...

WHY?

'cause they can.

 

[BigCountryHateU]

If you could take $37.99 worth of raw materials and turn it into a stack of over $1199 cold hard cash, you wouldn't?

 

[Eriks]

If you could take $37.99 worth of raw materials and turn it into a stack of over $1199 cold hard cash, you wouldn't?

I’d like to see them get $1200 for that

 

[BigCountryHateU]

I’d like to see them get $1200 for that

Pretty sure he's thinking the same thing.

 

[tabletalker7]

I’d like to see them get $1200 for that

Pretty sure he's thinking the same thing.

1200 dollars ...... I'd like to see them get 1200 pesos for that

 

[Sparkynutz]

More like turn $1200 of materials into something nobody would pay $38 for.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

OK guys, let’s go with a square table, uh no scratch that, maybe hexagon mated with a trapezoid? Hell yeah, genius. Symmetry? What? I don’t speak Latin.

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Looks like a casket shape. This is where your game comes to die!

 

[navels]

condition listed as "fair", asking $100

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

condition listed as "fair", asking $100

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HAHAHAHA "use a coaster" scribbled in sharpie, thats incredible!!

 

[Poker Zombie]

condition listed as "fair", asking $100

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[navels]

HAHAHAHA "use a coaster" scribbled in sharpie, thats incredible!!

lol didn't notice that at first

 

[tabletalker7]

If the wood and the table legs are any good, it might be worth a hundo to get it and rebuild it. Lumber is still really expensive here.

 

[dpeks13]

not sure if this was posted before...this has been listed awhile. the first pic of the bottom so I never clicked on it....oh dear
"Just need to clean the top a bit more. "

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/532837158803512/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:a880cd86-bc7f-4c9c-ad02-c371a94aab72

 

[dpeks13]

I'm so desperate for another table....but not that desperate lol

 

[LowerBama1714]

condition listed as "fair", asking $100

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Hurricane survivor…

 

[wickedwonka121]

not sure if this was posted before...this has been listed awhile. the first pic of the bottom so I never clicked on it....oh dear
"Just need to clean the top a bit more. "

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/532837158803512/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:a880cd86-bc7f-4c9c-ad02-c371a94aab72
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I would offer 20, then refelt. Not a bad base, tbh. But fair? Not a chance. Hehe

 

[dpeks13]

It’ll cost more in penicillin just touching the damn thing.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Best line from the ad: "Don't use it".

Sound advice.

 

[jazzV3]

not sure if this was posted before...this has been listed awhile. the first pic of the bottom so I never clicked on it....oh dear
"Just need to clean the top a bit more. "

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/532837158803512/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:a880cd86-bc7f-4c9c-ad02-c371a94aab72
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Looks like a prop from the movie "All In".
Wonder what that looks like under a UV light?

 

[Poker Zombie]

not sure if this was posted before...this has been listed awhile. the first pic of the bottom so I never clicked on it....oh dear
"Just need to clean the top a bit more. "

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/532837158803512/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:a880cd86-bc7f-4c9c-ad02-c371a94aab72
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It's one thing to make your first table out of things you have available.

To have available, the floor and railing from a peepshow... is totally another ballgame.

 

[navels]

 

[DeusEx]

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I'd buy it just to put on my garage wall, if I ever needed an Ex Wife

 

[Poker Zombie]

Cruella de Vil moved to Arizona and started a poker game?

 

[BGinGA]

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Woah. I think he wrapped loaves of white bread for the rail....

 

[Hot Nuts]

Woah. I think he wrapped loaves of white bread for the rail....

Dalmatian

 

[Nymor]

Even the dog looks embarrassed

 

[BGinGA]

Even the dog looks embarrassed

You would be too, if the results of your modeling session turned out like this....

 

[allforcharity]

Omg! We have a winner! Or loser! I don't know which!

 

[TonZaga]