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Dumbest Poker-Related Thing You Ever Bought (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Dr. Neau
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gopherblue
Straight Flush
My first real set. It's been all downhill for my wallet ever since.
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
A Men "The Master" bobblehead
A Men "The Master" bobblehead
I would actually buy one if they had put a open duffle bag full of Foxwoods tournament chips under his chair.
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
Jambine
Full House
There was this guy who had a giant polished rock for a card cover.....
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Lifetime supporter = dumbest thing I ever bought. Hands down.
Lifetime supporter = dumbest thing I ever bought. Hands down.
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Change the chair to a toilet overflowing with chips.
Someone needs to make a line of trolling poker player figures.
Men the Master: As described.
Hellmuth: Bullet hole in center of forehead.
Negreanu: Googly eyes with a Choice Center brochure and really noticeable hair plugs.
Todd Brunson: Exactly as normal, but holding a bunch of comic books.
Durrrr: Thin and sickly handcuffed to a Chinese guy discreetly holding a gun to his back as he sits at the table.
JRB: At the table giving hand jobs to both the whales sitting next to him and trying to push his stack in with his nose.
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
lol, I can only imagine what you envision with a dual figurine of Laak and Esfandiari.....
I actually got stumped on both of those guys. They're just caricatures already.
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
I'm certainly picturing Esfandiari barefoot at the table and Laak wearing some space suit
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Dr. Neau
High Hand
I'm really hoping someone on here bought one of those little chip shuffling pads for online poker players.
http://pokerbooksandstuff.com/poker-padz-mouse-pad/
Or the CityTom Poker Chip Tricks video.
http://pokerbooksandstuff.com/poker-padz-mouse-pad/
Or the CityTom Poker Chip Tricks video.
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
WINNAR! /thread
dew4au
Flush
Yeah, I was close on that one. I payed one year and then got out of it.
Full disclosure, I didn't actually spend the money to be a lifetime supporter. I think I just dropped $25 (maybe $50) on the yearly option.
Same. $25 sent into the teeming abyss, but I feel like I lost the minimum.
Mental Nomad
Full House
Once, a long time ago, I bought one of those octagonal table tops with a vinyl playing surface and no rail.
Everything else has been an ingenious and rewarding investment! Everything!
(Except maybe my buy-ins at pretty much every tournament I've played...)
Everything else has been an ingenious and rewarding investment! Everything!
(Except maybe my buy-ins at pretty much every tournament I've played...)
Rhodeman77
Straight Flush
For me the 600 dice chips I bought for about $300 what seems like forever ago. They got used for s few years until I bought my Paulson Pharoh's. Dumped the dice chips for about $50 and never looked back.
dew4au
Flush
Well, I just logged into to verify, but there was a problem with the membership when I purchased it and Ten had to hand jam the supporter banner. I canceled after the first year, but he never removed the supporter banner. I now take offense to being labeled a supporter of that site so I'd like to get it removed now.
I also just noticed that I have an new unread PM from you dated SEPT 2014.
I guess it's been a while...
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Dr. Neau
High Hand
Dice chips weren't a bad start. Gotta walk before you can run.
Now what WAS dumb was when we started having bigger tournaments and I decided to get more dice chips. I had a work trip to Vegas coming up and I decided I wanted to save the shipping charges. So after checking in at the Venetian, I took a cab to Spinetti's and bought them in person...which meant I ended up paying NV tax which was more than shipping.
Man, that's right. I even bought dice plaques at one point.
Now what WAS dumb was when we started having bigger tournaments and I decided to get more dice chips. I had a work trip to Vegas coming up and I decided I wanted to save the shipping charges. So after checking in at the Venetian, I took a cab to Spinetti's and bought them in person...which meant I ended up paying NV tax which was more than shipping.
Man, that's right. I even bought dice plaques at one point.
This has to be the winner. Taking a cab to SPINETTI'S in VEGAS and buying dice chips. This is like taking a cab to a restaurant connected to a vineyard in Sonoma County, but paying a corkage fee to drink Two Buck Chuck.
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bergs
Royal Flush
Definitely Lifetime Supporter at the blue wall. Fucking rip-off artist.
EDIT: I bought a rack of live Foxwoods $25s once that disappeared in 3 hands at a 5/10 NLHE table. Set over set. I wish I never bought that rack fwiw.
EDIT: I bought a rack of live Foxwoods $25s once that disappeared in 3 hands at a 5/10 NLHE table. Set over set. I wish I never bought that rack fwiw.
bergs
Royal Flush
The Laak figure comes with a Jennifer Tilly figure (basically boobs with a small head) that is feeding him bags of cash under the table.
Antonio's figure is wearing the most ridiculous outfit possible and standing in a rapper pose surrounding my miniature rocks and rings.
Antonio's figure is wearing the most ridiculous outfit possible and standing in a rapper pose surrounding my miniature rocks and rings.
Love the Laak one. Antonio's has to incorporate "I love America!" somehow.
hmmm....I guess i should return my "9-high like a boss" t-shirt
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