Derail and WTF Merge Thread (28 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

 

[Poker Zombie]

I was going to post a meme of a "splattered toilet" reading: "This is what would happen", "If you eat the entire thing".

I decided I have too much class though.

But not enough class to prevent you from thinking about it.

 

[Poker Zombie]

The butterfly effect is real. Fidget spinners are causing all these hurricanes right now.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[abby99]

Iowa grasshoppers welcomed me with gusto. (basement egress window screen)

 

[MatB]

I've met the Denver crowd, seem like a nice bunch, But you never know right?

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...ial-pooper-caught-defecating-in-peoples-yards

 

[Poker Zombie]

A jogger with the runs.

'Nuff said.

 

[justsomedude]

 

[Poker Zombie]

That's just a mean thing to say about middle-aged lesbians.

 

[Poker Zombie]

When you pee in a swimming pool while you’re in the water nobody seems to care. When you pee into the pool from outside it people lose their minds.

 

[Gear]

I have the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

[derekdd23]

If you dont want to put one in her gut, turn her around and stick it in her butt!

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[justsomedude]

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[Toby]

One for the Oasis fans

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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I'm still hoping someone will explain "President Trump" to me in 2017.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[ekricket]

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Same as Obama did, and Bush before him, and Clinton before him.

https://www.google.com/amp/thehill....ster-declaration-for-california-wildfires?amp

 

[ekricket]

I looked for an hour for a little hammer then I read the instructions

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

Watch the woman...

 

[trever]

 

[trever]

 

[Blaster]