Derail and WTF Merge Thread (30 Viewers)

[trever]

 

[BGinGA]

 

[SwampYankee]

TEACHING CHILDREN HOW TO MILK COWS.......

 

[Blaster]

 

[Beez_Kneez]

 

[MegaTon44]

This dude has plenty of these "real life" commercials. Pretty funny. Here's one

 

[WedgeRock]

NSFW (FMJ dialogue)
https://youtu.be/jA955P_dpjY

 

[Blaster]

 

[Poker Zombie]

The Captains! (y) :thumbsup:

 

[WedgeRock]

NSFW (audio): https://vid.me/pASP3

 

[SixSpeedFury]

NSFW (audio): https://vid.me/pASP3

 

[Poker Zombie]

The working theory is, all Hollywood movies work in context and cadence if Dire Straights' Walk of Life is played at the end of the movie. It helps if you have already seen the movie, because these are the ending scenes...

Spoiler: Terminator 2

Spoiler: Jurassic Park

Spoiler: Gladiator

 

[MatB]

I guess Walmart had a WTF moment...

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[PTS]

I don't know how I got to this thread. I may never leave. SO much hysterical stuff.

 

[Poker Zombie]

In the past, empires were ruled by emperors, and kingdoms were ruled by kings.

Now we have countries.

 

[MegaTon44]

Just read this. 2 thoughts:

1. Of course it's in Florida
2. Interesting choice of title given the couple involved

 

[Toby]

It's been a long day.

I stumbled across this while looking for rubbish Jaws fan art.

I'm perplexed by it, for several reasons:

1. Why bother?
2. Hitler was the aggressor, not the Jews
3. Why?
4. The 'artist' evidently has some skill but why this project, why was it top of their 'to-do' list?
5. Is it supposed to be funny? Incendiary..? I'm just confused...

 

[Poker Zombie]

...and why is the left half of Hitler Bruce Willis?

 

[Toby]

...and why is the left half of Hitler Bruce Willis?

Because Bruce Willis is Hitler.

 

[trever]

My Guardian angel lately:

 

[Poker Zombie]

Have her call my guardian angel.

Maybe they can get drinks and swap stories. Misery loves company.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[Toby]

There's something very wrong with the file classification logic on my Android phone

 

[WedgeRock]

This commercial came up in a side bar on Amazon on something...

Made me lol.

 

[WedgeRock]

Credit to @Azcat for sending this along to me first.

 

[Irish]

 

[John Conor]

 

[SixSpeedFury]