This is something that was stolen from an 80's strip club
Fugly Poker Table Thread (26 Viewers)
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mashoo
3 of a Kind
I couldn't imagine playing on this
BeesKnees
Two Pair
I couldn't imagine playing on this
Lol, I was gonna post this one, might have to buy it just so it stops showing up on my kijiji banner ads.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I couldn't imagine playing on this
Because it's hideous, or because you know that those are spit-cup holders in the racetrack?
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
https://denver.craigslist.org/tag/d/fold-able-poker-table/6491658542.html
$75 is a steal for this one! T_Chan could learn a thing or two from this guy!
$75 is a steal for this one! T_Chan could learn a thing or two from this guy!
I couldn't imagine playing on this
So would one design a set of chips that intentionally get lost in the felt for this type of table?
I'd pay $75 to sandwich the current owner in the folding table and berate him like Ren the Chihuahua on steroids.
It scares me that I see multiple more tables in the background...
AceFour
Two Pair
You can have this little gem for $340 https://raleigh.craigslist.org/fuo/d/poker-table/6513977609.html
Not so much as ugly as abused . . .
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
His table maintenance skills are on par with his photography skills.
At least he's consistent.
I’m not even sure how to snark on this one... clearly still a work in progress.
https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/spo/d/coors-light-poker-table/6517332713.html
https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/spo/d/coors-light-poker-table/6517332713.html
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It looks like a bad idea that just kept going...
It's like he said "hold my beer" 1000 times.
RowdyRawhide
Full House
Found this beaut on FB marketplace.
Perhaps not the ugliest but I'll bet keeping chips in stacks us a huge pain in the ass......unless you are using plastic interlocking chips
Perhaps not the ugliest but I'll bet keeping chips in stacks us a huge pain in the ass......unless you are using plastic interlocking chips
A poker table/swing set combo!
Jampiece
High Hand
Roast this table over the firepit in the background.
Calling this a poker table should be a criminal act.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Sadly, I believe that may be a home-made Tongo table.
Sad of course, because I know what a Tongo table is.
Sad of course, because I know what a Tongo table is.
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
Ugh... somebody put a lot of work into this monstrosity. https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/bfs/d/poker-table/6519409116.html
Jambine
Full House
That's a lot of effort to put into a truly ugly table.
Why didn't he just throw one of those skins over it?
AceFour
Two Pair
Goes well with animal skins on the wall and the 1980's portable TV in the background
The legs have some artistic value. The rest...I'm not so sure.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I liked the legs at first, but then thought that they are probably knee bangers.
Jambine
Full House
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