The out-of-context thread (5 Viewers)

[LeGold]

Can I borrow your tool

 

[harrysallout]

Don't Come instead, which is how I like to play it live, you will last over 12.5 hours before busting.

 

[RocAFella1]

Six hour session.
Heavy, sticky, blah

 

[AlbinoDragon]

No wonder I last less than 10 minutes

 

[CraigT78]

I wish I lasted ten minutes at THAT

 

[Taghkanic]

Six hour session.
Heavy, sticky, blah

But then you get paid $1,700

 

[RocAFella1]

Find a table with a really hot girl playing.

Pray you last more than 10 minutes.

 

[RocAFella1]

For the lead image in a Pron thread, that meat is pretty skimpy -=- DrStrange

 

[BruceWayne]

.

 

[Tonysquander]

Under the head

 

[RocAFella1]

There are "nubs" on all my Tina's. Unnoticeable when playing. I'd imagine shaving it off would expose the white underbelly.

 

[RocAFella1]

Yes these bumps are on all Tinas.

 

[RocAFella1]

@GodStillBlesses rub it in my face

 

[RocAFella1]

Nice - they’re getting bigger!

 

[RocAFella1]

Now we need to get fucking @dpeks13

 

[chippitydoodah]

fucking Dave

 

[LeGold]

fucking Dave

 

[chipinla]

looks small in the big room.

 

[chipinla]

It actually looks big but pictures are deceiving when it comes

 

[RocAFella1]

Bring protection.

 

[TheOffalo]

Ok so I convinced @RocAFella1 to let me oil his agaves.

 

[RocAFella1]

Oiled mine and very pleased.

=more grip on the rag

 

[MatB]

Saw that coming....

 

[cpac54]

too thin and soft... I'd prefer thicker, slightly stiffer ones.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

I've heard they're all crooked, but they seem too thin and soft to me.
I'd prefer thicker, slightly stiffer ones.

@cpac54 needed more of the context, you missed the best part!

 

[RocAFella1]

Next step is to get some felt...

 

[RocAFella1]

Nah, not going after yours; the other guy's

 

[RocAFella1]

BTW I have large hands too.

 

[RocAFella1]

Thanks to @TheChipVault almost there

 

[MatB]

Chris got more double entendres than an 80s British sitcom.