Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (3 Viewers)

I think this almost downplays it.

He was going in hard with that thing and getting his nut wad all packed up onto the end of that floss/pick combo, to the point it formed a mini ball. Then extending the pick over the felt/cards and continuing to play. Twice, this ended up on the table. It was genuinely disgusting. Player should probably be asked to not pick his teeth at the table in the future, but that's on host.

Tangential, but host should also be ashamed for a silly intoxicated 3am post making such an act hit PCF's Urban Dictionary:
"nutting" - verb. "the act of extracting congealed nut residue from one's mouth and flinging it to a different surface
used in a sentence - "After thoroughly enjoying a deeply satisfying mixed snack, Mo nutted on the table twice."
 
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Well thanks for the wild ride, Rieguy and MrCatPants. Will go down as one of the most memorable 6am "the fuck" wakeup posts I've seen that didn't make any more sense after my first coffee.

I dont know where the icing/cream came from
Yeah, I was reacting to another post from Rieguy on this being a sticky situation, but likely was less of a clue and more of a play on words. Regardless, well done.. fun one.
 
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New game poster.
 
Well thanks for the wild ride, Rieguy and MrCatPants. Will go down as one of the most memorable 6am "the fuck" wakeup posts I've seen that didn't make any more sense after my first coffee.


Yeah, I was reacting to another post from Rieguy on this being a sticky situation, but likely was less of a clue and more of a play on words. Regardless, well done.. fun one.
I don't want credit/blame for this one :LOL: :laugh:.

I just got home at 3am and went with the flow. Double entendre is not really my style. I prefer crying-laughing when I see people type variations of "69" in threads for the 5,000th time, like a normal PCFer.
 
I dont know where the icing/cream came from but this is pretty close.

I have a snack setup with mixed nuts. After eating them a player pulled out a floss pick and ejected a small nut particle from his mouth and onto the felt. No one saw exactly what happened so i just saw a wet crumb and asked that side of the table if someone could "take care of it". A little bit later it happened again and we knew exactly what had happened.

Still pretty dang gross.

So is he banned? Or should i punch him?
I should punch you for this thread lol
 
“The Click Bait Game”.

Just use that in your first sentence.

I’m just amazed your part of the country seems to have no manners regarding body pieces, body fluids, or foreign particles being ejected from their body. It’s like a bunch of people that were raised by wolves all found each other and decided to play cards. I shudder to think what “marked” cards mean there.
 
“The Click Bait Game”.

Just use that in your first sentence.

I’m just amazed your part of the country seems to have no manners regarding body pieces, body fluids, or foreign particles being ejected from their body. It’s like a bunch of people that were raised by wolves all found each other and decided to play cards. I shudder to think what “marked” cards mean there.
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Again, this group is so violent!
Please enlighten me...

You are posting a topic regarding a disgusting BS story, for what ?

To initiate reactions/derailments and calling posters gullible, stupid or reply with a derogatory reply.....are you like 12 ?
Couldn't you guys do some circle jerking offline and not bother other members with this nonsense (or at least limit it to the political/off topic forum).
 
Please enlighten me...

You are posting a topic regarding a disgusting BS story, for what ?

To initiate reactions/derailments and calling posters gullible, stupid or reply with a derogatory reply.....are you like 12 ?
Couldn't you guys do some circle jerking offline and not bother other members with this nonsense (or at least limit it to the political/off topic forum).
Where did i call anyone gullible or stupid?

I dont know why you are so angry about this...you can just not engage or unfollow the thread.

I don't appreciate the mutliple (unfounded) accusations you've put towards me and would like you to stop. I didnt do anything to you.
 
Where did i call anyone gullible or stupid?

I dont know why you are so angry about this...you can just not engage or unfollow the thread.

I don't appreciate the mutliple (unfounded) accusations you've put towards me and would like you to stop. I didnt do anything to you.
Typical, not replying to the question....

Angry, not really annoyed...yes.

I dont care what you appreciate or not, and I did not accuse you, just stating facts as a PAYING member.
This sh¨t doesn't belong in the 'Home Game General' forum...
 
Typical, not replying to the question....

Angry, not really annoyed...yes.

I dont care what you appreciate or not, and I did not accused you, just stating fact as a PAYING member.
This sh¨t doesn't belong in the 'Home Game General' forum...
What question? Why? For entertainment. Sorry you didnt like it, many did.

Cut it out with the personal attacks.
 
We've all nutted at inappropriate times or under inappropriate circumstances, but tonight really was a big "F U" to my game.

One of my players was not involved in a hand, and decided to do some...personal maintenance...that no one was really paying much attention to, until he literally NUTTED ON THE TABLE. I saw it immediately and asked "What's that?" and he looked at the result rather confused. Eventually he got it off the table, but it left a wet spot and a stain.

A few minutes later, HE DID IT AGAIN. I had to get cleaning supplies. Completely inappropriate and no one knew what to say.

I kid you not, this is a long long time regular. Never seen anything like it.

What do you do when a player nuts on the table twice in one night? He's 70+, so like more power to him - I hope I can nut that fast when I'm that age...but still. Do I disinvite him? Make him pay for a table cleaning?
Entertainment ?
Yeah...really classy guy you are...kudos

What question? Why? For entertainment. Sorry you didnt like it, many did.

Cut it out with the personal attacks.
You wanted entertainment...you got it.
 
Entertainment ?
Yeah...really classy guy you are...kudos


You wanted entertainment...you got it.
Just read the initial post again knowing what the story is. If you don't find the wordplay funny, then thats fine. I see you already edited out the personal attacks of this most recent comment. Please stop commenting about me. You dont know me and I didnt do anything to you.
 
You're literally ignoring two of the coolest dudes on PCF. As was stated before, maybe a little discernment on your part regarding realty might do you some good. Has no one told you yet that not everything you read on the internet is absolute truth? Or were you just not born with a sense of humor?
Yeah maybe so. I’ve been told Kevin is delightful and knowledgeable in real life but I find @ekricket to be a bit of a troll.

And ok, I missed the double entendres in the OP of this thread and got swept along in the outrage over what has now been disclosed as a far less heinous act.

I do have a sense of humour but I never really found this thread to be humorous. I’m still pooey that I’ve spent way too much time arguing about it and @MrCatPants can stay on my shit list for making me feel stoopid.

I will take your advice though @TX_Golf_N_Poker and be more discerning about realty. I think it’s a good investment.

See, I do have a sense of humor. :p
 
Yeah maybe so. I’ve been told Kevin is delightful and knowledgeable in real life but I find @ekricket to be a bit of a troll.

And ok, I missed the double entendres in the OP of this thread and got swept along in the outrage over what has now been disclosed as a far less heinous act.

I do have a sense of humour but I never really found this thread to be humorous. I’m still pooey that I’ve spent way too much time arguing about it and @MrCatPants can stay on my shit list for making me feel stoopid.

I will take your advice though @TX_Golf_N_Poker and be more discerning about realty. I think it’s a good investment.

See, I do have a sense of humor. :p
You may be nice in real life but @DrunkleWade is a judgmental sheep.

Get real info for yourself before you make your judgements. Otherwise join the herd and get your opinions from them.
 
Ok I’m out. I’m not in on the inside gag and this is just a gee up.

Cat pants can join kricket on my ignore list.
You bring me in here out if nowhere for no reason other than to lord your “ignore” list over us. Nobody cares.
Supposedly you won’t see this you hypocritical troll, but it’s obvious you have to unignore me every time I post.


Hey everybody, @DrunkleWade has an ignore list!!!!!! Huge news!!!

Go ahead and report me more, loser
 
You bring me in here out if nowhere for no reason other than to lord your “ignore” list over us. Nobody cares.
Supposedly you won’t see this you hypocritical troll, but it’s obvious you have to unignore me every time I post.


Hey everybody, @DrunkleWade has an ignore list!!!!!! Huge news!!!

Go ahead and report me more, loser
To be fair, you responded so you seem to care at least a little lol
 
To be fair, you responded so you seem to care at least a little lol
Bored, lol otherwise I wouldn’t have responded. Got the game set up for tonight, all the to-dos done, just waiting for another hour and half!

Its always the same with those turds, they get on a thread, they start some shit, then when people push back they run to papa and report someone being mean. After they remove all their personal attacks on others you see
 
Cat pants can join kricket on my ignore list.
So tell us oh virtuous one, in “real life” when you are at work or at the supermarket and you go get in someone’s face and tell them you think they are an asshole - right to their face- how do they react? Don’t tell us you wouldn’t act like that in “real life” because that’s what you do here. And we know from you that how we act here is how we are in “real life”. Unless you are a hypocrite?

You are just a troll no better than anyone else. Read your posts just in this thread alone- all troll posts.
 

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